Including my dad.
It's beautiful, in a shocking, almost gory kind of way.
Like, "Ugh, I wish these family get-togethers were more civilized so I could at least walk to the reception without stepping over bodies and getting blood on my dress!" *Gingerly pushes Uncle Wilford's corpse off of the walkway with foot...* "*Sigh*Where are those bridesmaids when I need them...?"
Sometimes I get worried about my thought processes.
*waves*