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ArtsieSteph

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I have step throat apparently. Very annoyed. Especially since my doctor said it was just allergies.
 

violakat

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Well, Pipsqueak 1 has returned. Have to admit, I missed the little fella. Yeah, I know, I don't need/want another cat, but, he's kinda hard to resist. Especially when he comes to pounce on you to say hello.
 

Magenta

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I have strep throat apparently. Very annoyed. Especially since my doctor said it was just allergies.
I am sorry to hear that, and hope you heal up nicely :)

I have seen eight different doctors over the last five weeks :p
That is certainly a first for me. Of the first four I saw to try to
figure out what was wrong, three of them completely dropped
the ball and failed to properly diagnose me, which now means
I may experience nerve damage pain for up to a year or more.
Considering the fact the one in three people over the age of fifty
will get shingles, I would think it should be not too hard to figure out.
It's not like the signs for it are hidden or mysterious in any way :p
 

Lynx

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[FONT=&quot]Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.[/FONT]
[HR][/HR][FONT=&quot]A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."[/FONT]
A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says I'm sorry but we don't serve ropes. The rope walks out, ties himself into a knot, frays out his top and walks back in. The bartender says hey aren't you that rope that was in here before? The Rope says no, I'm afraid not. (A frayed knot.)


A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, hey what is this, some kind of joke?


A mortician and a tax collector meet in front of a bar and both walk in together for a drink. The bartender says, well I guess this was inevitable.
 
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MollyConnor

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A piece of rope walks into a bar. The bartender says I'm sorry but we don't serve ropes. The rope walks out, ties himself into a knot, frays out his top and walks back in. The bartender says hey aren't you that rope that was in here before? The Rope says no, I'm afraid not. (A frayed knot.)


A priest, a rabbi and a gorilla walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, hey what is this, some kind of joke?


A mortician and a tax collector meet in front of a bar and both walk in together for a drink. The bartender says, well I guess this was inevitable.
I don't understand the last two...please explain.
 

Magenta

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Gargling with apple cider vinegar may help. Keep your throat well hydrated
and get lots of rest :) Teas formulated for throat and colds may also help.
Traditional Medicinals makes a tea I use often, and it does help relieve the
symptoms and duration of upper respiratory tract infections :D

I have the lemon echinacea one as well as the regular one.
The main ingredient seems to be licorice :)
It is very tasty!
 

Lynx

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The middle one is a play on words based on the fact that a priest, a rabbi and a gorilla are such an obvious joke beginning that the bartender knew it would be a joke, even though he was part of the joke. The last one is a play on words based on the old saying, there are only two inevitable things in life, death and taxes.
 
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MollyConnor

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Ah ok cool! "Common Sense for Dummies," I need it!
 

violakat

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Pipsqueak has decided that jumping on the globe is taking over the World. He has high ambitions.
 

Sonflower

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If there is one thing being the mother of a son has taught me time and again it's that boys are gross. I won't go into detail but I've definitely learned this lesson again tonight. I need to go look at the cuteness in his baby book so when I see him next I don't completely lose it.
 

violakat

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Pipsqueak has decided he wants to become a musician, and has started to try and mess with my viola. Or else he thinks he's going to destroy it. Not sure which. But, he seemed to like it earlier. hmmmmm

I am such a sucker. Sigh.
 
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NEWS FLASH!! It has just been discovered that Black Friday deals are incredibly..... meh. :p
 

Socreta93

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A lot of times it's difficult to understand who's who. So many fake people out there its difficult to trust anyone
 

BruceWayne

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So this is in my back yard. I'm concerned that it could be trying to take my poodle. Is it possible that the turkey that crossed in front of me sent it? Googling bird mafia now.
 

violakat

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Could be. How big is your poodle?



So this is in my back yard. I'm concerned that it could be trying to take my poodle. Is it possible that the turkey that crossed in front of me sent it? Googling bird mafia now.
 
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Tintin

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Damn it. I hate to see friends walk away from God.

One has had a very tough life and has recently been through some really tough stuff and God worked miracles in her life to where she lead a number of women to Christ.

Another, Holy Spirit used me to draw her to Christ and now she's back into crystal healing, transcendental meditation, angel worship and other such occult bollocks.

Finally, my best friend from primary school days used to do Christian mission work all the time. He's always been alternative, but now he's into completely unorthodox spiritual stuff that's not Christianity in any way shape or form.

What happened? It's really discouraging. I hate it. Damn you, satan. Damn you.