Streams of Consciousness & Thoughts~~~

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.

88

Senior Member
Nov 14, 2016
3,517
77
48
Reading the thread topics and mistakingky read "is it ok for Christians to do martial arts" as "is it ok for Christians to do marital arts"

Ahem.
**** as long as they're married and don' t break each other's necks...
 

melita916

Senior Member
Aug 12, 2011
10,415
2,659
113
we're gonna start training my replacement next week.

it's bittersweet.
 

rachelsedge

Senior Member
Oct 15, 2012
3,659
79
48
33
I had a three day weekend this weekend for President's Day. Painted another mural and white-washed my fireplace and painted stuff on it. I am exhausted. But I like projects because they have an end, and I'm proud of them. Sometimes at work it's just day-in-day-out same-old-same-old stuff. I like projects and painting because I can look at what I accomplished.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
24,799
8,103
113
Dear smoker who dumped your ash tray out in the parking lot:

I know it was wet outside today. And I understand when it's wet outside you really don't want to walk all the way to the trash can that is right at the edge of the parking lot where you can park right in front of it. When I was sweeping up the trash in the parking lot, in the rain, I didn't really mind sweeping up your pile of cigarette butts. I didn't even mind that the rain had made them all soggy and they had melted into the pavement, requiring a lot more effort to sweep up.

What bothers me is I have friends who are smokers. And my friends are not careless, thoughtless slobs. They take care of their mess. They never flick cigarette butts all over the place for other people to clean up after them. But because of people like you, when people see my friends smoke they automatically think "Smoker, leaves trash all over the place, slob." You are giving my friends a bad reputation.

For this, I wish you transmission failure on the freeway during rush hour traffic.

Sincerely:

The guy who has to clean up the mess you left on the parking lot.
 
Jul 25, 2015
893
44
28
Dear smoker who dumped your ash tray out in the parking lot:

I know it was wet outside today. And I understand when it's wet outside you really don't want to walk all the way to the trash can that is right at the edge of the parking lot where you can park right in front of it. When I was sweeping up the trash in the parking lot, in the rain, I didn't really mind sweeping up your pile of cigarette butts. I didn't even mind that the rain had made them all soggy and they had melted into the pavement, requiring a lot more effort to sweep up.

What bothers me is I have friends who are smokers. And my friends are not careless, thoughtless slobs. They take care of their mess. They never flick cigarette butts all over the place for other people to clean up after them. But because of people like you, when people see my friends smoke they automatically think "Smoker, leaves trash all over the place, slob." You are giving my friends a bad reputation.

For this, I wish you transmission failure on the freeway during rush hour traffic.

Sincerely:

The guy who has to clean up the mess you left on the parking lot.
I can't stand litter bugs. People throwing their trash out their car window while driving down the road. I have not behaved well in those situations. God was not pleased...I'm working on it.

Uggg
 

88

Senior Member
Nov 14, 2016
3,517
77
48
I can't stand litter bugs. People throwing their trash out their car window while driving down the road. I have not behaved well in those situations. God was not pleased...I'm working on it.

Uggg
**** next time just say Bless Them Lord---- and pray they'll get caught---- they better not come to Texas...
 

88

Senior Member
Nov 14, 2016
3,517
77
48
Ok so I felt like checking out the chat rooms just now and in the bible study room there is an argument between one guy and the others in the room about whether hell is really a place of torment or simply a place separate from God... no thank you. :p
**** sounds like a tormenting argument...
 

88

Senior Member
Nov 14, 2016
3,517
77
48
:( That sounds like burnout, Rachel. When that happens to me, I make or buy my favorite food and rent a good movie or two to watch at home while I munch on some chips and diet soda (not much of a popcorn fan)...

Hope you feel better soon.
*** and drive your Corvette...
 

rachelsedge

Senior Member
Oct 15, 2012
3,659
79
48
33
My dog accidentally hurt me tonight. Not terrible. I was playing a game with her and she got a little rambunctious and her teeth dragged across my stomach for a quick second. Got a pretty purple/red mark in a line. Looks fairly wicked. I actually took a picture so if anyone ever asks if I have a security system at home, I can show them and say, "Yeah, my dog. She did this to me without even meaning to, imagine if she meant to bite someone." :p

She is as gentle as a dandelion but she's quite protective of me. She's got a pretty ferocious bark, too, when she wants. I feel safe with her :) I go on hikes alone and she's awesome. If there aren't people around, I'll let her off leash. She'll go a bit ahead, then stop and turn and look at me and wait for me to catch up before going further. Sometimes she'll trot back and check on me.

It was pretty rough when I first got her. She was 6 months old and I had never had my own dog/puppy before. I almost thought about giving her back. But the second day I had her, something just clicked and we've been inseparable ever since (2.5 years now)

I'm pretty much a cat person, but dogs have a special bond, too. :)
 
Jul 25, 2015
893
44
28
I decided to try and log into chat tonight to see how it works (yes first time ever) and it said I have to be a subscriber???

I didn't know you had to pay to use that feature. I don't mind but cant they give a gal a trial run to see if we like it LOL
 

IDEAtor

Senior Member
Aug 15, 2012
827
19
18
I found a really cool song that I never heard before, which I was going to post here;
but then I saw that the original is pornographic in nature. Therefore, I cannot post the inspired piece :(

Instead, I will write a random joke about...astronauts:

Did you hear what the first interplanetary president said to his listener?
"Astronaut, ....what you can do for the galaxy..."

Hey, I told you... random.
Actually, it was inspired by a pizza box, which (pizzabox) sounds like "astronauts," which sounds like "asknot," which led to an out-of-this-world joke that grounds humor before ever launching. Which sounds like "lunch," which brings us back to the pizza box. Hmm, pizzaliminal message? :D
 

88

Senior Member
Nov 14, 2016
3,517
77
48
Changing the subject from bacon we only have one place to go----when God took that rib out of Adam to form Eve----men have been trying to get ribs ever since---and that includes a help meat...
 
Aug 2, 2009
24,574
4,262
113
we're gonna start training my replacement next week.

it's bittersweet.
You're leaving? This is kind of a shock to me because it sounded to me like you loved the place where you worked. I know you must have your reasons... just a bit shocking to me that's all. :rolleyes:
 
Aug 2, 2009
24,574
4,262
113
I decided to try and log into chat tonight to see how it works (yes first time ever) and it said I have to be a subscriber???

I didn't know you had to pay to use that feature. I don't mind but cant they give a gal a trial run to see if we like it LOL
Hmmm that sucks. I still get in free but I thought everyone did. :confused: Maybe it was a glitch?