that awkward moment when...

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CarolSampaio

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Turns out, he was totally kidding haha. But yes, it was so gross.
Actually, not that gross... if you think about it, in a lake the pee would have diluted itself so much that it woudn't make a difference...

And... if you really think about it, whenever you jump into a lake or river or sea, you are going into a pool of all kinds of organic matter you can possibly think of... so... best not to think of it...

Specially cause I spent most of my day in the river yesterday.... -.-
 
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jennymae

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Actually, not that gross... if you think about it, in a lake the pee would have diluted itself so much that it woudn't make a difference...

And... if you really think about it, whenever you jump into a lake or river or sea, you are going into a pool of all kinds of organic matter you can possibly think of... so... best not to think of it...

Specially cause I spent most of my day in the river yesterday.... -.-
It is all kinds of gross!;)
 
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Tintin

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Actually, not that gross... if you think about it, in a lake the pee would have diluted itself so much that it woudn't make a difference...

And... if you really think about it, whenever you jump into a lake or river or sea, you are going into a pool of all kinds of organic matter you can possibly think of... so... best not to think of it...

Specially cause I spent most of my day in the river yesterday.... -.-
Oh, Carol! You're delightful. :)
 

melita916

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that awkward moment when you walk into your office after a 3-day weekend, and there's a VERY funky aroma in the office. as in... something must have crawled up in here and died :(

so boss sends you to the store with money to buy air fresheners cuz...

this smell just hurts my feelings.
 

Lynx

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Check the bathrooms. Someone probably forgot to flush. Even pee, if it sits there over the weekend it can be some stank!
 

melita916

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Check the bathrooms. Someone probably forgot to flush. Even pee, if it sits there over the weekend it can be some stank!
true story! but the restrooms are clean.
 
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Hellooo

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Co worker: lasik was worth it.
Me: I don't want people poking around in my eyeballs
Co worker: it's just a flash of light on the surface of your eyes
Me: *googles lasik gone wrong* come look at this. It's not just a flash.
 

melita916

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Co worker: lasik was worth it.
Me: I don't want people poking around in my eyeballs
Co worker: it's just a flash of light on the surface of your eyes
Me: *googles lasik gone wrong* come look at this. It's not just a flash.
i've never seen the surgery done, but i took my brother when he had his. i remember hearing some snapping sound. and i was like "nope!!!!!!!!!"
 
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Hellooo

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melita. Eyes should never snap :D :D:( :(:D
 

jsr1221

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That awkward moment when you live in Florida.. It starts to drizzle and then rain as soon as you go inside for 15-20 minutes.. Come back out, the entire parking lot is filled with puddles, but the sky is shining..
 

slave

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That awkward moment when your friends and you take out the boat to go tubing and then decide to jump in the lake. Moments later, my friend does, "Guys, I just peed" as my head is literally next to them.
That awkward moment when you realize you are eating a snack, reading a thread inclusion, and have been subliminally contemplating and comparing pee ratios to dilution ratios in an average sized lake for longer than a few seconds.....and you drop your food in a sudden sense of it, as if the food had any possible affect from it. AWKWARD!
 

slave

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That awkward moment when you live in Florida.. It starts to drizzle and then rain as soon as you go inside for 15-20 minutes.. Come back out, the entire parking lot is filled with puddles, but the sky is shining..
That Awkward moment when you live in a State that showers in-between rain storms and the sun is the awkward moment not the puddles with sunshine. God gives us sun in Oregon only so we can see to get back in our boats again. See your awkward moment would be a miracle to me. Smile.

I did that one time when I went camping, I was so beat tired I finished setting up camp and laid in my tent when it was dusk but still light, fell into what I thought was a quick nap but I was out like a light. I woke up suddenly thinking I had only dozed off yet, I had slept for an hour-- it had gone from day to complete pitch black in the tent. I couldn't see the hand in front of me, I thought I was blind, literally, I kept shaking my head, re-opening my eyes, rubbing them..etc etc..

then I got out of the tent and I could see again the hues of light were available once more. And my shock and awe turned to reason... in that one hour, which I had actually slept, not minutes, it went from dusk to dark. And dark in a tent in the woods is dark indeed. That freaked me out so bad, my eyes were all red from rubbing them. The awkward part is in confessing that to you guys...smile.
 
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You spin fast, but your runny nose is faster.... Yup. You just got snot-slapped.

Worse? You are playing a sport and swing your nose items into the face of your teammate.... Or... Your next opponent, should this happen.
 
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Hellooo

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You spin fast, but your runny nose is faster.... Yup. You just got snot-slapped.

Worse? You are playing a sport and swing your nose items into the face of your teammate.... Or... Your next opponent, should this happen.