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maxwel

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MollyConnor said:
I don't need for him to have a crush on me. I'm a junior with a 4.0 GPA. :cool:
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That's excellent.

I dated a really smart girl once.

She was always talking about how smart she was.

Finally I said, "Ha! If you're so smart, why are you dating ME?"
Man, I finally stumped her!
Ha!

: )
 
jsr1221

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maxwel said:
That's excellent.

I dated a really smart girl once.

She was always talking about how smart she was.

Finally I said, "Ha! If you're so smart, why are you dating ME?"
Man, I finally stumped her!
Ha!

: )
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I hope she didn't "wise up" and dump you?
 
jsr1221

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mailmandan said:
My birthday is January 29th. Will you remember it? Nobody on Christian Chat remembered it last year. :( I have the same birthday as Oprah and Tom Selleck, but I'm much younger than both of them. ;)
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Mine's the same as Samuel L Jackson
 
Olerica

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CarolSampaio said:
Dan... I'll be honest with you... I probably won't remember it... I alredy managed to forget my own birthday, so... you see... I'm not good with dates!!! :D
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THIS might be why you are still single. ;)


(Ok, forgive me if that was too mean... I know that it's Melita's joke, but... gaah. )
 
melita916

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Olerica said:
THIS might be why you are still single. ;)


(Ok, forgive me if that was too mean... I know that it's Melita's joke, but... gaah. )
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i didn't even catch this one, olerica. good job!!! lol :D
 
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Olerica said:
THIS might be why you are still single. ;)


(Ok, forgive me if that was too mean... I know that it's Melita's joke, but... gaah. )
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ROFL

Now everything became so clear!!!! :D
 
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CarolSampaio said:
Dan... I'll be honest with you... I probably won't remember it... I alredy managed to forget my own birthday, so... you see... I'm not good with dates!!! :D
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Then, have you tried prunes?

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Tintin said:
Dates, as in the fruit.
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Hehehe

And the language barrier does it again... :)

In the morning I'll try to figure out what you mean... right now I'm way too groggy to be thinking clearly... half of my brain has alredy fallen asleep... ;)
 
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Tintin said:
Dates, as in the fruit.
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Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua

Oh mornings... aren't you beautiful!!! :)

Mornings tend to make everything clearer!! :)

Now I got it!! hehehehehe

Sorry... my sleepy mind and sodden wit weren't up to anything last night!!! :)
 
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CarolSampaio said:
Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua

Oh mornings... aren't you beautiful!!! :)

Mornings tend to make everything clearer!! :)

Now I got it!! hehehehehe

Sorry... my sleepy mind and sodden wit weren't up to anything last night!!! :)
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No worries, Carol. Sorry about the confusion. And now it's time for bed. Have a blessed day, dear sister. :)
 
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That awkward moment when your mom drives you to the store in her new red car that you're not used to seeing. She waits in the car while you go in, then you come out and approach said red car, open the door and hear a lady scream, ''omg!'' That moment that gets even more awkward when you bend down to see a 60 year old woman half way out of her car with a look of panic on her face and you realize that isn't your mom. They just happened to have the exact ​same red car, exact same model, and parked near each other. *shrugs*
 
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The awkward moment I head to the Bible college I graduated from for lunch and saw an old friend. I sat down with her, and she said I looked beautiful. Which wasn't awkward until proceeded to look at all the people table that she was sitting at and it turns out, all of them were freshman guys. And she says, "Men, she's hot. Isn't she hot? She's hot, guys. She's super hot. Please, take a look."
 
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That awkward moment you're just minding your own stuff at work and a guy you barely know calls you and ask you out to get sushi... O.O

And you're all polite saying you can't cause you're not free and all, and he is like "ok... then lunch saturday?"...

How many ways can you politely refuse??? :(

Ok... feeling awful now!!!
 
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That awkward moment no one wants to teach you dem skillzzzzz.
 
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