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zaoman32

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that epic moment you have a dream that every women you walk by faints, and then you remember you're not dreaming.
 
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zaoman32 said:
that epic moment you have a dream that every women you walk by faints, and then you remember you're not dreaming.
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Did you decide to skip showering for a year? That could explain the fainting. xD


(I'm just kidding zaoman, hehe).
 
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You can joke all you want about my flawless physique and quite literally stunning good looks (I mean they literally stun people to point where they're speechless), but the fact of a matter is my perfectly chiseled abs and other stunning features are not a joke, and not always the blessing that they appear to be. And no you cannot marry me so please stop asking!
 
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zaoman32 said:
You can joke all you want about my flawless physique and quite literally stunning good looks (I mean they literally stun people to point where they're speechless), but the fact of a matter is my perfectly chiseled abs and other stunning features are not a joke, and not always the blessing that they appear to be. And no you cannot marry me so please stop asking!
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rofl!!!! :rolleyes:

Were you a peacock in a past life? :p:p
 
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that awkward moment you get so irritated by a certain behavior on a certain forum site and you really just want to post something to give 'em a smack in the face and knock it off, but you don't want to start anything.
 
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Darn... Just this morning I was wishing my husband was more like Zaoman... Wait,... No I wasn't
 
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this is what I read:

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Darn... Just this morning I was wishing my husband was more like Zaoman
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It's ok, many women have the same problem, just buck up, smile, and try to get through your day without a breakdown.
 
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You missed a piece. My husband is perfect for me... Not a bit of Zaoman in him and I'm totally cool with it. Besides... My husband won't be your age till August.
 
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that awkward moment when your crush says he/she likes you and then you walk away without a word coz you dont exactly know what to say and then you slip away! ^.^
 
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zaoman32 said:
You can joke all you want about my flawless physique and quite literally stunning good looks (I mean they literally stun people to point where they're speechless), but the fact of a matter is my perfectly chiseled abs and other stunning features are not a joke, and not always the blessing that they appear to be. And no you cannot marry me so please stop asking!
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WOW! Perfect Creature! LOL
 
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That awkward moment when you almost call your manager Mom.
 
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I've called my teachers mom on more than one occasion.. and my supervisor once but he didn't notice... and my gf on several occasions :p

When you realize you took someone else plate of food at a church event and they come back looking puzzled :eek:
 
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lol I'm pretty sure everyone has called a teacher mom at least once.

It's a new habit of mine to blow my boyfriend a kiss when we get off the phone. So far I've almost 'kissed' my mom, 2 sisters, and my best friend.
 
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lol I'm pretty sure everyone has called a teacher mom at least once.

It's a new habit of mine to blow my boyfriend a kiss when we get off the phone. So far I've almost 'kissed' my mom, 2 sisters, and my best friend.
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Alyana, your mom, and sisters probably don't mind you blowing them kisses.

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Getting back to the mom thing, that awkward moment when someone 5 years older then you calls you mom.
 
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Lol... That awkward moment when one of your friends calls another one the wrong name....
Wrong person, that ones not Alayna ;)
 
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zaoman32 said:
that awkward moment you get so irritated by a certain behavior on a certain forum site and you really just want to post something to give 'em a smack in the face and knock it off, but you don't want to start anything.
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Totally! I've been known to start something though... :eek:
 
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Totally! I've been known to start something though... :eek:
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I only start stuff with my bible teacher, we have different perspectives on certain things, in that where he tends to be extremely closed minded on a subject I'm more open minded on it, so I'll just ask a question that will slightly grind against his view point and get a page and a half email in response.
 
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zaoman32 said:
I only start stuff with my bible teacher, we have different perspectives on certain things, in that where he tends to be extremely closed minded on a subject I'm more open minded on it, so I'll just ask a question that will slightly grind against his view point and get a page and a half email in response.
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lol. I used to argue with various "scholars", but I don't do so much any more. I'm more apt to discuss with friends and such. In my old age I've decided it's not worth my time and energy to debate. Especially in the bible forum on this site. I'm terribly curious now, what grates on your bible teacher so?
 
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lol. I used to argue with various "scholars", but I don't do so much any more. I'm more apt to discuss with friends and such. In my old age I've decided it's not worth my time and energy to debate. Especially in the bible forum on this site. I'm terribly curious now, what grates on your bible teacher so?
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Well he is my friend too, so it's all good. But he is a huge Pre-trib rapture guy, and has (or at least he thinks he has) everything about the end times figured out.
 
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Well he is my friend too, so it's all good. But he is a huge Pre-trib rapture guy, and has (or at least he thinks he has) everything about the end times figured out.
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Ahh, yes. My mom is pre-trib, and we've gone rounds about the subject. I figure it doesn't really matter when the Lord comes back. The point is he's going to show up, and when he does, I'm going with him. :D
 
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