*groan* You must have realized how true Stilly's signature is, Matthew! We've gotta warn people about this. TinTin, what type of glue do Aussies use on their toes to keep from being shoved off the planet by gravity?
Glue, glue? We don't use glue! We strap hungry crocodiles to our feet and then they bite into the earth's crust to prevent us from falling off.
Jilly, below are those same shoes but in women's fashion. You should get a pair, for gravity's sake!!!