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iTOREtheSKY

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That awkward moment when you tailgate an irritatingly slow driver for miles, only to see them turn into the church parking lot ahead of you, and realize it's a sweet elderly lady who sits near you for worship.


hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...oh my glob! I spat out my coffee when I just read this! Thanks a lot GLR. too funny (btw,am sending you the bill for my new keyboard. *mumbles) Pesky sweet old ladies!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I hate when that happens too.

That awkward moment where yer' reading the "awkward moments" thread & suddenly see that Ugly forgets to zip up his skirt for church,too!
 
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Cleanandforgiven

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That awkward moment when you are in an auditorium with thousands of high school and college students listening to a billionaire's speech and advice, and when the lights suddenly go out for 5 minutes because of a storm, you thought somebody was going to try to take his life. 0_o
 
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ServantStrike

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It's cold outside, you've been out all day, and you're wearing a ski mask.

You run to the convenience store before the car has time to warm up, and you walk in the building realizing you're wearing a ski mask.

It nearly happened to me once. I stopped in the parking lot and remembered to take it off after I opened the car door.
 

Pipp

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That awkward moment when you think someone is fussing at you in the grocery store only to find out they have a blue tooth in ... thank goodness I didn't fuss back..... that woulda been even more awkward.
 
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ServantStrike

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That awkward moment when you think someone is fussing at you in the grocery store only to find out they have a blue tooth in ... thank goodness I didn't fuss back..... that woulda been even more awkward.
Or when you head into the mens room and someone's bluetooth is cranked so loudly that you can hear the guy who enters after you is talking to a woman (hopefully not his mom) and then feels the need to explain everything he's doing in blow-by-blow detail.

How romantic! Seriously, I'm taking a piss is probably the last sentence I'd utter to any woman. Ever.
 
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arwen83

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When you are so use to going to Starbucks and ordering a drink that when you are at the pharmacy picking up medication tonight and catch yourself almost asking for a tall cinnamon dolche latte. "Can I get aaaa... a refill uhm.. I mean, I am picking up medication for..." Technician looks at you funny.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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When you are so use to going to Starbucks and ordering a drink that when you are at the pharmacy picking up medication tonight and catch yourself almost asking for a tall cinnamon dolche latte. "Can I get aaaa... a refill uhm.. I mean, I am picking up medication for..." Technician looks at you funny.
OMG hahahaha so stinkin funny. You need to write a book arwen...srsly. You'd make a fortune.
 

Jilly81

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That awkward moment when the thread you started is up to 15 pages, yet you've only read the first 3. Also, it's one a.m. and you need to get some sleep before you ask someone who they'd shoot if given the chance and were guaranteed not to get caught.
 
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fourleaf

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That awkward moment when people think my brother is my boyfriend.
 
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Jesusismyrock

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Not sure if been said but,
The awkward moment when you accidentally call the teacher(female) Mum.
 
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Catlynn

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That awkward moment when your ex-fiance seems to be hinting that he still has feelings for/loves you....but it's been years since you've seen him and months since you've spoken aaaaaaaaannnnddd he's married and has a baby. Yeah, I'm gonna have to cut this friendship off I think. Pray for me. Although I don't care about him that way anymore, it's still rough to tell someone that you can't/won't talk to them. -_-
 
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Hellooo

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When someone creeps up on you at the grocery store, is deadly silent and you don't hear or see them until you turn around to go to your cart and they're RIGHT next to you. I got scared half to death by a ninja silent shopper today.
 
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ServantStrike

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When someone creeps up on you at the grocery store, is deadly silent and you don't hear or see them until you turn around to go to your cart and they're RIGHT next to you. I got scared half to death by a ninja silent shopper today.
Stalkers beware!




The awkward moment when the conversation turns to toilet humor. You're a grown man but you still find it amusing. Women are in the room but you just can't help yourself...

You share the story about the 50 page court document you read about a guy who did 7 days in prison for soiling a mens room at a court house. His witness testimony compares his cleaning up his soiled pants to meat sauce that you would serve on spaghetti. His exact words were that his boxers were "destroyed", which is why he threw them out in the trash can.

Everyone can't help but laugh about the story, but you're the guy who went there. Everyone knows that you read weird crap on the internet, sometimes even about crap.
 
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adekruif

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That awkward moment when somebody hugs you cause they misunderstood you and they think you have a g/f.
 

AzureAfire

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Ahahaha!!! Got reminded of something that happened just last week XD

That awkward moment when...

...i was talking to a pediatric resident at the ER (where i work), and he stops in midsentence, staring at my chest area for a full 5 seconds...

He turned away after that. I think he forgot what he was gonna say next.

I was wearing a scrub suit/hospital jammies. And they are certainly not fitted, nor low cut V.

No push-ups either.

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Maybe he just turned catatonic for a good 5 seconds. Totally unintentional? XD
 
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Nuns_n_roses

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That awkward moment when you try to be sexy and fail miserably.

(Don't judge me!)
 

Immawildthing

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That awkward moment when the only person listening to you is the cat (who just happens to be your least favorite because of the wicked glare she gives you)