The Advice Thread

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Kakashi

Kakashi

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seoulsearch said:
Heh heh.

I suppose if I had any dating advice worth listening to... I wouldn't be single right now :).

And I always say, it's not "stalking", it's "pursuing"--but only when I'm the active perpetrator (when someone else does it to me, it's definitely "stalking.")

*currently stalking, er, pursuing, the Jedi Master* (Padawan, right? Am I getting it yet?)

*winks at Kakashi*
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Hey, ya spelled it right this time!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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I told you I'm learning, Oh Wise One. *smiles*

Now if I don't get a gold star by my name on my report card... things are going to get ugly.
 
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chelsers

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SamIam said:
If you wanna impress her with your knowledge i suggest over dinner say words like bowel movment and birth canal...
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That's what I'm usually looking for. If I don't hear some health related information during dinner there's just no hope for the relationship.

I also appreciate if the first question he asks me is if I'm opposed to having 15 children and living in his mother's basement.
 
Kakashi

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chelsers said:
That's what I'm usually looking for. If I don't hear some health related information during dinner there's just no hope for the relationship.

I also appreciate if the first question he asks me is if I'm opposed to having 15 children and living in his mother's basement.
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How about 14 and the attic?
 
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MusicalMe

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"Casual surveillance" is one thing... I guess "stalking" isn't really the word I was looking for... I'm talking about the guy who calls 5 times the day after you meet and sends several texts, including the "why aren't you answering your phone?" text. *shudder*
 
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missy2shoes

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A smotherer ;)
 
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MusicalMe

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Kakashi said:
Could be worse, he could be the type of smotherer who uses a pillow o_O
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If he phone-smothers me that much, I subconsciously assume that he would smother me with a pillow...
 
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SamIam

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I would prefer being smothered by a pillow than smothered by someone that calls me obsessively
 
Kakashi

Kakashi

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SamIam said:
I would prefer being smothered by a pillow than smothered by someone that calls me obsessively
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You might change your mind in the middle of said pillow smothering, you'll be waiting for that phone call! lol
 
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missy2shoes

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heh......a couple in the making ;)
 
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Arj7002

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With the whole falling asleep thing, I was dating my girl while I was at AIT, (Advanced Individual Training) for the Army, and I used to stay up after lights out to talk to her on the phone. I would normally fall asleep, but apparently I talk about random things as I am falling asleep. She told me once I suggesting going with her to Mexico to get a taco. I don't remember it but it sure sounds like me!
 
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Arj7002

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Oh, and about the advice. I would say that learning the basiscs to giving a good shoulder rub is a MUST for all girls, or at least a good back scratch. Also, you look AMAZING without make-up, so if you do put it on don't make a mask. And as a guy I must say, we love being flirted with and girls making some of the 'moves'. It's just as scary for us to reach over and grab your hand for the first time as it is for you. But hey, were the guys, right?
 
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MusicalMe

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Arj7002 said:
Oh, and about the advice. I would say that learning the basiscs to giving a good shoulder rub is a MUST for all girls, or at least a good back scratch.
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This is a two-way street. I give excellent back/shoulder rubs. As in, eyes rolling into the back of your head because it feels amazing back/shoulder rubs. But I have not yet dated anyone who could return the favor. They either just rub their hands over my back with no pressure whatsoever, or refuse to even try. So if guys want to make that demand, learn how to recipricate, please!
 
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Arj7002

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<-----Expert at the whole shoulder massage thing. Have literally put people to sleep on a bus.
 
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Arj7002

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^
| I guess the arrow should have gone this way :D
 
Kakashi

Kakashi

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Arj7002 said:
<-----Expert at the whole shoulder massage thing. Have literally put people to sleep on a bus.
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Your arrow pointed to SamIam a page back haha
 
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Aya

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guys if u want to start a convo w/ a girl talk about sumthing she is in to..or ask her wat kind of movies she likes..just anything SHE likes coz SHE might not like sports or stuff u like
 
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