THE ANTI-GROANER THREAD

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kenthomas27

Guest
#41
This my friend is a hairless mole rat. They are hideous and mean looking. You're welcome :p
Tell me those little things aren't like tentacles that extend out and wrap around their prey...

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cuz i'm thinking about getting me one...

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Jullianna

Guest
#42
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! My eyes! My eyes! I can never unsee that!
 
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Jullianna

Guest
#43
.....................................:rolleyes:

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lil_christian

Senior Member
Mar 14, 2010
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#44
I like it because I'm sick of turkey! Turkey bacon, turkey patties, turkey hot dogs, turkey bologna, turkey, turkey, turkey! I'm going to have ham on Thanksgiving and prime rib on Christmas. If a bunch of wild turkeys cross my path, I ain't slowing down! Well . . . maybe to avoid damage to my car. I'll at least scare them to death! Die you $&@€£¥#%^!
I only really have turkey around the holidays. Which makes me sad, because I love turkey.
 
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ServantStrike

Guest
#45
I like it because I'm sick of turkey! Turkey bacon, turkey patties, turkey hot dogs, turkey bologna, turkey, turkey, turkey! I'm going to have ham on Thanksgiving and prime rib on Christmas. If a bunch of wild turkeys cross my path, I ain't slowing down! Well . . . maybe to avoid damage to my car. I'll at least scare them to death! Die you $&@€£¥#%^!
Gobble gobble gobble!!!
 
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kenthomas27

Guest
#48
Call me and I'll show you how to do it - 555-REQUIRE.
well wait a minute. Wait just one gall durn minewt. There IS a Q. When did that show up?

see there was not supposed to be a q see - like in require - you know like 555 REQUIRE see - then when somebody tries to dial it, they .......see and then....but of course if there IS a q then they'll just get whatever - Hollywood. if there is actually a q which I thought wasn't there but....nevermind.

 
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Jullianna

Guest
#49
Okay...whose turn was it to watch kenthomas? He got loose...
 
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kenthomas27

Guest
#50
well wait a minute. Wait just one gall durn minewt. There IS a Q. When did that show up?

see there was not supposed to be a q see - like in require - you know like 555 REQUIRE see - then when somebody tries to dial it, they .......see and then....but of course if there IS a q then they'll just get whatever - Hollywood. if there is actually a q which I thought wasn't there but....nevermind.

Okay...whose turn was it to watch kenthomas? He got loose...

I HAVEN'T FULLY EXPLAINED MYSELF






so I know, do you like guys with a mustache?

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Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
Sep 17, 2013
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#51
No.. not quite tentacles ... I think this is a mama mole rat.. you get the pic :p

Your pic made me laugh ...lol
 
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Ugly

Guest
#52
I like it because I'm sick of turkey! Turkey bacon, turkey patties, turkey hot dogs, turkey bologna, turkey, turkey, turkey! I'm going to have ham on Thanksgiving and prime rib on Christmas. If a bunch of wild turkeys cross my path, I ain't slowing down! Well . . . maybe to avoid damage to my car. I'll at least scare them to death! Die you $&@€£¥#%^!
Sounds like your turkey is quite torqued (thanks to MissCris for the inspiration here).
 
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MissCris

Guest
#53
Sounds like your turkey is quite torqued (thanks to MissCris for the inspiration here).
I kind of want to charge people a quarter every time they quote me in any way. If I did, I'd have...

A quarter.
 
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Ugly

Guest
#54
hahaha... You would charge MEEEEEEE? :(
 
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MissCris

Guest
#55
hahaha... You would charge MEEEEEEE? :(
Totally. If I were a less nice person. GIMME A QUARTER!

...sorry...I'll just um...go sit over there ---->
 
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Tintin

Guest
#56
I kind of want to charge people a quarter every time they quote me in any way. If I did, I'd have...

A quarter.
Not from me. You'd probably have $1.25.
 
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ServantStrike

Guest
#57
hahaha... You would charge MEEEEEEE? :(
Hey man.

She threatened to kneecap me with one of those cans of spraypaint she always uses if I didn't pay up.

Her words exactly "I'm going to have to break your knee caps if you don't pay up."


She didn't even tell me what I owed her, or what it was for. Just, my kneecaps are in danger.
 
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MissCris

Guest
#58
Hey man.

She threatened to kneecap me with one of those cans of spraypaint she always uses if I didn't pay up.

Her words exactly "I'm going to have to break your knee caps if you don't pay up."


She didn't even tell me what I owed her, or what it was for. Just, my kneecaps are in danger.
Can't...stop...laughing!

Man, I'm violent. I need help.
 

jrccomputer

Senior Member
Sep 25, 2013
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#60
This song chears me up, greatest song ever (dont listen, if you want to stay sane)

[video=youtube;wWLhrHVySgA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]