I like it because I'm sick of turkey! Turkey bacon, turkey patties, turkey hot dogs, turkey bologna, turkey, turkey, turkey! I'm going to have ham on Thanksgiving and prime rib on Christmas. If a bunch of wild turkeys cross my path, I ain't slowing down! Well . . . maybe to avoid damage to my car. I'll at least scare them to death! Die you $&@€£¥#%^!