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The Banned Game
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Basically Mo, I am the only one who has the key (but I did give a spare key to @Godsgirl83 ) 
)come to think about it @Ruby123 , if it's a glass jar why do we need keys? Why don't we just rock around and knock them over, breaking ourselves free????-
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YES! And in the event that @Moses_Young has us both trapped in glass jars I have made cpies of both keys and hiddem in an undisclosed location that only a non CC member knows about (this way M_Y can not put them in a bottle too )
come to think about it @Ruby123 , if it's a glass jar why do we need keys? Why don't we just rock around and knock them over, breaking ourselves free????
)come to think about it @Ruby123 , if it's a glass jar why do we need keys? Why don't we just rock around and knock them over, breaking ourselves free????
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Banning Ruby for being awesome to GG and Shittim, and for charging me usurious rates on my ill-gotten tax evadings profits. Also because her newest line of snowglobes failed dismally... I don't know who you put inside of them, but parents kept complaining he was escaping, scaring their kids and stealing their silverware.
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Banning Shittim for talking about nips and buds. For your information, I've already been nipped in the bud, and boy did it hurt! But you know what they say - once bitten, twice shy? I'm not planning on any more nipping any time soon, bud! [Also, the finances are all in Ruby's name, so it's her bud that's on the nipping line! - Oh yeah, sorry Ruby - the government is trying to sue you! ]
- Oh yeah, sorry Ruby - the government is trying to sue you! ]-
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Banning Shittim for misrepresenting me. I'm not against bud-nipping per se - I'm primarily against it for myself - again. (Hence my relief that Ruby's name is on the e-store and all the sales records the government has hold of!) Also banning Shittim 'cause I told the government that he was the evil henchman behind poor, naive Ruby's ill-conceived tax scam.
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Banning Shittim for calling me a fibber, when below is the official email from the government. I highlighted the pertinent line in bold!
Dear Miss Ruby.
I hope you are well. It is I, Scott Morrison, or as my friends call me, Schlomo.. You may have seen me on TV, but in case you haven't, I am the Prime Minister of the People's Democratic Republic of Australia. I am writing to you today to tell you of a very grave concern. It would appear that you owe the Australian Tax Office about $10,000,000,000 AU ($1 billion) in undeclared tax debts, from the sale of bottles, jars, snow-globes and similar worthless trinkets via your offshore e-Ruby store.
Australian Federal police have indicated you may be receiving instructions from internationally notorious mastermind Shittim. Please wire the ATO with the monies owed directly, including any interest calculated at 7.47% from July 2021.
Western Australian Premier Mark McGowan has personally offered to triple-Covid-vaccinate 8 school-age children under the age of 16 without parental consent for every $1,000,000 you donate. Also, "Jibby jabby" Mark admits he is a big fan of your e-store, and purchased more than a healthy number of Shittim-in-a-dustbin trinkets for the bargain price of $1.64 each.
Well, time to go. So much freedom, and so little time to destroy it. Also, don't think about double-crossing us. You saw what we did with Novak "Novax" Djokovic for standing against our mandates.
Wishing you a pleasant day,
Yours truly,
Schmott Schlott S. Morrison
Dear Miss Ruby.
I hope you are well. It is I, Scott Morrison, or as my friends call me, Schlomo.. You may have seen me on TV, but in case you haven't, I am the Prime Minister of the People's Democratic Republic of Australia. I am writing to you today to tell you of a very grave concern. It would appear that you owe the Australian Tax Office about $10,000,000,000 AU ($1 billion) in undeclared tax debts, from the sale of bottles, jars, snow-globes and similar worthless trinkets via your offshore e-Ruby store.
Australian Federal police have indicated you may be receiving instructions from internationally notorious mastermind Shittim. Please wire the ATO with the monies owed directly, including any interest calculated at 7.47% from July 2021.
Western Australian Premier Mark McGowan has personally offered to triple-Covid-vaccinate 8 school-age children under the age of 16 without parental consent for every $1,000,000 you donate. Also, "Jibby jabby" Mark admits he is a big fan of your e-store, and purchased more than a healthy number of Shittim-in-a-dustbin trinkets for the bargain price of $1.64 each.
Well, time to go. So much freedom, and so little time to destroy it. Also, don't think about double-crossing us. You saw what we did with Novak "Novax" Djokovic for standing against our mandates.
Wishing you a pleasant day,
Yours truly,
Schmott Schlott S. Morrison
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