Got an offer you can't turn down, you get your 70 cents now, and you just pay me...yes I know this is sounding way too good to be true, but it isn't, I assure you it isn't, you only have to pay me back $1.40 come 10 pm today...game on? That's just 70 cents interest...lousy 70 cents. You can do it, and all your dreams will come true
And unfortunately, I don't live in a state where you can get 10 cents back for empty pop cans/bottles... So I'm not sure how I'd ever pay you back.