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Susanna

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Anyone still up, or is it morning where you are?

Anyone up for lighthearted banter? I have been too serious lately and need a laugh or two. Ready set go, lol.

Seriously, you all doing ok?
Girl, I’ve been way too lighthearted lately, so I really have to keep things on a serious level😁. No laughing for me. You think I ought to start wearing glasses to come across a serious lady? Maybe stop wearing makeup?😂.
 

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Oh mannnnn, hahaha bum bum bum, haha. You did a good job and I see you are a natural up there on the stage, like this isn't your first rodeo.

Bless your heart, you done good. I got a decent smile out of that.
And that was one of my cheesier jokes😄
 

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Girl, I’ve been way too lighthearted lately, so I really have to keep things on a serious level😁. No laughing for me. You think I ought to start wearing glasses to come across a serious lady? Maybe stop wearing makeup?😂.
Serious or cereal....🤔!

😁
Watch "Joke Sound Effect (Ba dum tss!)" on YouTube
 

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Girl, I’ve been way too lighthearted lately, so I really have to keep things on a serious level😁. No laughing for me. You think I ought to start wearing glasses to come across a serious lady? Maybe stop wearing makeup?😂.
Hahaha noooooo say it isn't soooooo. One can never be too lighthearted, woman!!!
 

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Before you get to proud, haha, keep in mind I am easily amused, hahaha. Jk.. cheesy is good.
Not proud, just being cereal, um I mean serious. I'm in a bit of a tired / cheesy/ tired...did I mention that one? mood. I'm a bit like Batman, you threw up the BBG signal and I tossed out what came to mind....and Got that cat out of the tree there, don't see a tag on him, here, i will call him Fluffy, give him a good home!
 

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Not proud, just being cereal, um I mean serious. I'm in a bit of a tired / cheesy/ tired...did I mention that one? mood. I'm a bit like Batman, you threw up the BBG signal and I tossed out what came to mind....and Got that cat out of the tree there, don't see a tag on him, here, i will call him Fluffy, give him a good home!
I know you are NOT proud BBG, i was just trying to match your wit. Shoot, I clearly failed miserably. Haha.

Oh yay, then what you are saying about your mood fits in with what the doctor ordered here. You did good buddy.
 

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I know you are NOT proud BBG, i was just trying to match your wit. Shoot, I clearly failed miserably. Haha.

Oh yay, then what you are saying about your mood fits in with what the doctor ordered here. You did good buddy.
Wasn't that the name of the company in the weirdo chucky doll movies, the good buddy? Or was it just the My Buddy? Didn't watch them, just going on what little I know about them....
Ok, your turn? Snail jokes? Turtle jokes? Cheeto (cheesy😁) jokes?
 

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Wasn't that the name of the company in the weirdo chucky doll movies, the good buddy? Or was it just the My Buddy? Didn't watch them, just going on what little I know about them....
Ok, your turn? Snail jokes? Turtle jokes? Cheeto (cheesy😁) jokes?
ok how do you make a tissue dance....

You put a little boogie in it.
 

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What did the teacher do with her students report on the history of cheese...

She grated it, lol
 

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Q: Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish
 
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Susanna

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Hahaha noooooo say it isn't soooooo. One can ever be too lighthearted, woman!!!
You think? I was minding my own business earlier today, you know, and then this random guy materialized out of nothing and approached me. He tipped his hat, yes ma’am, he had a big old hat on top of his head😁, and he was such a gentleman. Complimenting my hair and etc😁, and I had to smile😂...I think I blushed too🤦‍♀️. Then he produced a brochure for me to have from some phone company that SURELY was way cheaper than whatever company I was using now🤦‍♀️😁😂. Hahaha, no smiling next time😂😂😂.
 

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Watch "Joke Sound Effect (Ba dum tss!)" on YouTube
See, your a natural!😃
No im cheating but i do have a turtle story. I'll try and be succinct.

Back long ago, i was in my early twenties. I had a turtle that I put outside to enjoy the garden for a bit. When I went back in, he was dead. I had just started college to be a zoologist and so I was determined to find the cause of death. I pryed that turtle open and it was no easy task. On my first attempt to discover, I managed to figure out the cause of death... it was dissection. Poor thing was just hibernating. I murdered my own turtle. I know that isn't funny but oh my gosh, it was something. Poor poor turtle.
 

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You think? I was minding my own business earlier today, you know, and then this random guy materialized out of nothing and approached me. He tipped his hat, yes ma’am, he had a big old hat on top of his head😁, and he was such a gentleman. Complimenting my hair and etc😁, and I had to smile😂...I think I blushed too🤦‍♀️. Then he produced a brochure for me to have from some phone company that SURELY was way cheaper than whatever company I was using now🤦‍♀️😁😂. Hahaha, no smiling next time😂😂😂.
Hey, you got a tippin of the hat and the oppertunity to have cheaper phone service!🤠😄
 

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You think? I was minding my own business earlier today, you know, and then this random guy materialized out of nothing and approached me. He tipped his hat, yes ma’am, he had a big old hat on top of his head😁, and he was such a gentleman. Complimenting my hair and etc😁, and I had to smile😂...I think I blushed too🤦‍♀️. Then he produced a brochure for me to have from some phone company that SURELY was way cheaper than whatever company I was using now🤦‍♀️😁😂. Hahaha, no smiling next time😂😂😂.
Hahaha dang him. He gotcha, that is soooo wrong. We need rubber mallets for moments like that, lol.
 

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No im cheating but i do have a turtle story. I'll try and be succinct.

Back long ago, i was in my early twenties. I had a turtle that I put outside to enjoy the garden for a bit. When I went back in, he was dead. I had just started college to be a zoologist and so I was determined to find the cause of death. I pryed that turtle open and it was no easy task. On my first attempt to discover, I managed to figure out the cause of death... it was dissection. Poor thing was just hibernating. I murdered my own turtle. I know that isn't funny but oh my gosh, it was something. Poor poor turtle.
Well, at least there was one that was more shocked then you....the turtle. Sorry to hear about that, truly.