I think the goofiest thing I did today, was lie on my back with my phone over my face, I dropped it on my face, I picked it up, dropped it on my face again, and then facepalmed myself with my phone still there.
And ten, because my phone hurt me twice, and made me hurt myself once, I turned it off, set it in the corner, and told it to be nice next time or it was going to get the corner again. Without the charger next time.