hey---- I just remembered that CCG and I once built a man- trap somewhere in the forums.... I wonder if it is still working
What kind of bait do you use for a man trap?
Knowing my good fortune in the world of dating... I'd bait and trap a man... only to find he chewed off his own leg in order to escape before I even got there.
I can't quite remember. I think it was food and either books or music.
I caught one guy in it, but he got away, so you wouldn't be alone there
So what we really need to do here is build a "Til Death Do Us Part" Man Trap.
I'm guessing we'll have to use bait such as sporting event tickets, access to multi-media video games, gourmet junk food, and (this one's for NukePooch), tools. Lots of shiny, manly, complicated-looking tools.
Once the trap snaps, it's a done deal!! You're now in it for life, and it's inescapable.
*Gets all emotional at the thought. Possibly sheds a tear.*
I think I'm gonna call that baby, "Alcatraz." (The Man Trap, not The Man.)