The New Ship It Thread

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Gardenias

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Thanks Gar, so glad you noticed, I have been throwing my best flirt lines her way and to no avail. I am down to my last couple then out of luck. Could you clue her in before I am forced to desperate measures and open up, read, and use the lines from a book I have hanging around. 101 best opening flirt lines by Don Rickles.






SHE KNOWS, FRIEND!...................NOW
 

Gardenias

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Thanks Gar, so glad you noticed, I have been throwing my best flirt lines her way and to no avail. I am down to my last couple then out of luck. Could you clue her in before I am forced to desperate measures and open up, read, and use the lines from a book I have hanging around. 101 best opening flirt lines by Don Rickles.






I get you,you get giggles.....Don Rickels
 

TheArtist

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We can ship ourselves to someone? Haha that actually sounds like a much more interesting thread. "Ship yourself to someone!" :LOL:
that would make for an interesting thread might be risky shipping yourself. think I am going to be on the ss ship seeing where the river floats the ship lol :p
 

Lanolin

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that would make for an interesting thread might be risky shipping yourself. think I am going to be on the ss ship seeing where the river floats the ship lol :p
stowaway on board?!

thought there was someone hiding under our dining table
 

Lynx

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We can ship ourselves to someone? Haha that actually sounds like a much more interesting thread. "Ship yourself to someone!" :LOL:
Yeah but... Since when have humans ever known what we really want, much less what we really need? :unsure:
 

1ofthem

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Nyet. Ixnay. Negatory.

If we continue I will have to explain by talking about Lanolin in a manner in which I do not like to talk about people. So let's leave it at that.
I hear you loud and clear.

So, I'm definitely dropping it now. Cause I sure don't want to cause any more trouble on this thread...:oops:

And I answered my own question anyways...I know exactly who has the biggest set of claws on here. Just need to look in the mirror, I guess....:oops:o_O

:p
 

stilllearning

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Yep, he's just so smooth. But...but...he'd better come at me with something better than Don Rickels....LOL
Well I hit on you suggesting a B flick Spaghetti Western about a lazy cowboy who has never showered and has horrible table manners. I figured Don Rickles would be a upgrade.......LOL It is apparently evident, I was mistaken.........LOL I better up my game............LOL
 

Gardenias

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Well I hit on you suggesting a B flick Spaghetti Western about a lazy cowboy who has never showered and has horrible table manners. I figured Don Rickles would be a upgrade.......LOL It is apparently evident, I was mistaken.........LOL I better up my game............LOL
Yep, he's just so smooth. But...but...he'd better come at me with something better than Don Rickels....LOL





Hey loves,
I have a GREAT suggestion!
WHY don't YOU TWO take it to pm and get to really know one another?
1 you both are quick witted
2 you both LOVE the Lord
3 HE is all about LOVE !
 

stilllearning

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Hey loves,
I have a GREAT suggestion!
WHY don't YOU TWO take it to pm and get to really know one another?
1 you both are quick witted
2 you both LOVE the Lord
3 HE is all about LOVE !
We were goofing off for laughs. Guess that one bombed..........LOL Looks like
Hey loves,
I have a GREAT suggestion!
WHY don't YOU TWO take it to pm and get to really know one another?
1 you both are quick witted
2 you both LOVE the Lord
3 HE is all about LOVE !
It's on me. Saw where others when paired would fight and get laughs. So figured would take it in different direction and silly flirt for laughs. Can just add that my list of other bombed jokes.........LOL
 

1ofthem

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We were goofing off for laughs. Guess that one bombed..........LOL Looks like


It's on me. Saw where others when paired would fight and get laughs. So figured would take it in different direction and silly flirt for laughs. Can just add that my list of other bombed jokes.........LOL
LOL...you wanna talk about bombing out on jokes...Go back and read the last few pages of this thread....:oops:

Seems I bombed out royally on my delivery:ROFL:

But hey, I'm still winning, right even if it is in the category of bombing a joke or two or three......lol

:p
 

G00WZ

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Lanolin

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this is the OLD ship it thread now