I have a very serious, grievous, grave question to ask. Why do Americans do the whole "I am 1/8 Scottish, 1/16 Norwegian, 1/16 Japanese, 1/4 Irish and 1/2 Mexican" thing?
The same with African American. Dude, your African ancestry goes back like ten generations. You're American, already. Italian American? Nope, you are so thoroughly bred out that no Italian remains in you. You don't even speak Italian. You call a Bologna-sausage sandwich a "beloney saimwich".And what's that, the man in the corner? Your mom's uncle's dog's pet rabbit's foot was a 1/2 Irish? So you're Irish, too?
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Seriously, I don't get it.