Things NOT to say on your first date....

[Butterflyyy]

Nothing wrong with asking this kind of question on a first date. Perhaps not the first question out of your mouth...

lol it's one of the first questions I ask🤣

 

[zeroturbulence]

Would you mind handing me that netti pot?

 

[Butterflyyy]

Lol as if there is such a thing😂

 

[Lynx]

There is such a thing. But most people who want to flush out their sinuses use squeeze bulbs.

 

[AndyMaleh]

Guess what!!? I got 2 tickets for Napalm Death, which is at the theater right next to the restaurant we're in! You're coming with!

 

[Lanolin]

I am gluten free, sugar free, paelo, vegan and keto. I cant eat soy or shellfish.
I'll just have liquids and watch you eat.

 

[JustEli]

Guess what!!? I got 2 tickets for Napalm Death, which is at the theater right next to the restaurant we're in! You're coming with!

hahaha havnt thought about the band in a while.

 

[JustEli]

I gotta be home by eight, Grandma wont let me have a key no more.

 

[AndyMaleh]

Did you go to an Ivy League school for college? I won't date anyone outside of Harvard, Yale, and Brown.

 

[MendedSoul]

I start 10th grade next week.

 

[AndyMaleh]

I don't know if you knew already, but the girl that your divorced dad just started seeing is actually my daughter.

 

[Lanolin]

I collect....orchids.

 

[soggykitten]

Wait for your date to compliment you then. "Thanks. I'm just so glad my sex change surgery scars healed so well." Works for either sex.

 

[AndyMaleh]

I brought with me my imaginary friend. I hope you don't mind. There should be enough room for the two of us joining you.

 

[CozHElivesIcanface2morrow]

I start 10th grade next week.

Why its bad...? 🤔 you are never too late to study again 😊 'doesn't matter how old you are it is a great privilege in my opinion 😊

 

[AndyMaleh]

I’m a software engineer. Software is machine instructions that consist of bits and bytes. RAM is memory for storing instructions and running them. ROM is permanent memory that contains the CMOS. Hard drives store many program instructions so that they can later be loaded into RAM and run there. CPUs process the instructions one by one.

 

[Lanolin]

Aren't we related?

 

[AndyMaleh]

I’m glad we met. I haven’t left home for 6 months. I work from home.

 

[Lanolin]

The bachelorette is my favourite tv show. Dont you wish we were on it?

 

[MendedSoul]

Why its bad...? 🤔 you are never too late to study again 😊 'doesn't matter how old you are it is a great privilege in my opinion 😊

It wasn’t intended at all to suggest that getting an education at anytime is bad. That’s a great thing.