Things NOT to say on your first date....

[MendedSoul]

Is that Botox?

 

[JustEli]

Do you have any sisters? Cause youre kind of a...................

 

[Lanolin]

I wore my stickiest lipstick.

 

[JustEli]

I wore my stickiest lipstick.

Thats a bad thing?

 

[CozHElivesIcanface2morrow]

Thats a bad thing?

😆😁

 

[AndyMaleh]

Did you bring earplugs? We're sitting up front right next to the Jazz band.

 

[MendedSoul]

Can I look through your phone?

 

[AndyMaleh]

Do you have a napkin? I think I'm down with cold and gotta clear out my nose.

 

[BlessedByGod]

"Wow! You look exactly like my dad. He doesn't shave either!" (Guy to gal)

 

[feijoa]

Where do you see yourself in five years?

 

[BlessedByGod]

"So, I'm buyin, i believe in treatin a gal right! McDonalds or Burger King, I'm flexible. "

 

[Lanolin]

Can we swap shoes? They say you dont know a man until youve walked a mile in their shoes and mine are killing me.

 

[Butterflyyy]

My denture keeps coming loose

 

[Butterflyyy]

My denture keeps coming loose

I guy actually said that to me once, and that, was the end of it.

 

[MendedSoul]

I guy actually said that to me once, and that, was the end of it.

That’s cold. Lol

 

[MendedSoul]

Hold my toupee please...

 

[BlessedByGod]

"Well....before the food comes, I was wondering, after we're done eating, but before dessert, Wanna go to that drive thru wedding chapel on the corner and Get Married? Be back in plenty of time for some blueberry pie pookumes, I promise."

 

[Lanolin]

You can ask me anything...but am warning you beforehand that the answer is going to be NO.

 

[MendedSoul]

You can ask me anything...but am warning you beforehand that the answer is going to be NO.

Then I would ask, Do you think I should pay? Heheheh

 

[Magenta]

Then I would ask, Do you think I should pay? Heheheh

The answer could be, "No, I KNOW you should pay." LOL