THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

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Encouragement

Encouragement

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Ruby123 said:
@Encouragement, @IToreTheSky may take it badly if you don't give him the job.

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Poor panda eh..🤣🤣🤣🤣..who are you working for ruby123??🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣
I assume you haven't read the fine print..📃📃📃📃
Your employment contract states on page 100809 paragraph 800 section 109B that
"You are hereby prohibited from supporting the panda man in terms of his social,financial and employment opportunities.All promotions of his emotional state if refused him employment could result in you having to walk to England from Australia with baby pandas strapped on each of your ankles."🐼🐼
🤣🤣🤣
 
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Encouragement said:
Poor panda eh..🤣🤣🤣🤣..who are you working for ruby123??🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣
I assume you haven't read the fine print..📃📃📃📃
Your employment contract states on page 100809 paragraph 800 section 109B that
"You are hereby prohibited from supporting the panda man in terms of his social,financial and employment opportunities.All promotions of his emotional state if refused him employment could result in you having to walk to England from Australia with baby pandas strapped on each of your ankles."🐼🐼
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I may have neglected to read the contract and possibly could have signed it with a false signature lol.
I would have to walk on water as Aus is surrounded by ocean and you know what lurks in our oceans



JAWS!!!!!!!o_Oo_O:eek::eek:
 
Encouragement

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Ruby123 said:
I may have neglected to read the contract and possibly could have signed it with a false signature lol.
I would have to walk on water as Aus is surrounded by ocean and you know what lurks in our oceans



JAWS!!!!!!!o_Oo_O:eek::eek:
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I am sure you wouldn't be using a false signature considering the $900 wage you would be getting...plus it would be a tax free wage.💃💃💃💃
Oh no need to worry about what's in the water...those baby pandas tied to your ankles would be the distraction from any sea predators..(btw those baby pandas are just deeply stuffed toy baby pandas)..🐼🐼🐼
when you arrive in London...you will receive a hero's welcome.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻(plus a cake or two)😉😉🎂🎂
 
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Encouragement said:
I am sure you wouldn't be using a false signature considering the $900 wage you would be getting...plus it would be a tax free wage.💃💃💃💃
Oh no need to worry about what's in the water...those baby pandas tied to your ankles would be the distraction from any sea predators..(btw those baby pandas are just deeply stuffed toy baby pandas)..🐼🐼🐼
when you arrive in London...you will receive a hero's welcome.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻(plus a cake or two)😉😉🎂🎂
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Encouragement said:
I am sure you wouldn't be using a false signature considering the $900 wage you would be getting...plus it would be a tax free wage.💃💃💃💃
Oh no need to worry about what's in the water...those baby pandas tied to your ankles would be the distraction from any sea predators..(btw those baby pandas are just deeply stuffed toy baby pandas)..🐼🐼🐼
when you arrive in London...you will receive a hero's welcome.. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻(plus a cake or two)😉😉🎂🎂
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Actually I dont remember any contract. Are you sure you sent it out?
 
Encouragement

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Ruby123 said:
Actually I dont remember any contract. Are you sure you sent it out?
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Yer most definitely sent it out..📃
but remember you stated working for me before you realised you has already started...so you may well of signed it not realising you were actually signing an employer contract...😊
Well it was shaped like a car tyre..🤣
 
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I recall a plumber we couldnt get rid of. Mum kept on offering him food and cups of tea so he thought he could date me. For some strange reason.
 
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Encouragement said:
well if I ever come across her in real life I will pass in ur sentiments to her..💕.it's the least I can do..😊
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Please don't get my hopes up, but I will stay up all night waiting for any updates...

 
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kinda said:
Please don't get my hopes up, but I will stay up all night waiting for any updates...

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Well I also got my Hope's up too just expecting to just bump into her at any min.I wish I was an owl so that I could just rotate my head and see all around me..I'd hate to miss her..🦉🦉🦉😊
 
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Encouragement said:
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Well I also got my Hope's up too just expecting to just bump into her at any min.I wish I was an owl so that I could just rotate my head and see all around me..I'd hate to miss her..🦉🦉🦉😊
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You have a better chance of seeing the cannibal...


 
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Encouragement said:
Yer most definitely sent it out..📃
but remember you stated working for me before you realised you has already started...so you may well of signed it not realising you were actually signing an employer contract...😊
Well it was shaped like a car tyre..🤣
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It just arrived, my mailbox told me lol


Since it is unsigned. This will give me opportunity to change the $900 salary to $9000 and to delete the baking of cakes as part of the terms :p
 
Encouragement

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Ruby123 said:
It just arrived, my mailbox told me lol


Since it is unsigned. This will give me opportunity to change the $900 salary to $9000 and to delete the baking of cakes as part of the terms :p
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....you have a smiling dancing mailbox..
You increased your wage and removed your baking duties then..🤷‍♀️
well $9000 would mostly be lost to taxes and it's your yummy cakes thats given me the will to live...so you would end up with just $2 from ur $9000 salary and I would end up in a somewhere on a mountain hiding inside a cave..⛰🤣....
Surely Ruby you wouldn't want this to be happening?🤣🤣...plus cupid would be made redundant..😫😫😫😫😫😫
 
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Encouragement said:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....you have a smiling dancing mailbox..
You increased your wage and removed your baking duties then..🤷‍♀️
well $9000 would mostly be lost to taxes and it's your yummy cakes thats given me the will to live...so you would end up with just $2 from ur $9000 salary and I would end up in a somewhere on a mountain hiding inside a cave..⛰🤣....
Surely Ruby you wouldn't want this to be happening?🤣🤣...plus cupid would be made redundant..😫😫😫😫😫😫
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Cake sounds good right about now. You cant beat honey cake. Multiple layers with beautiful honey cream in between. Surprisingly not too sweet but the best.
 
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Ruby123 said:
Cake sounds good right about now. You cant beat honey cake. Multiple layers with beautiful honey cream in between. Surprisingly not too sweet but the best.
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Exactly and with a drink to wash it all down❤
So you seem a generous soul...so surley u wouldn't wanna deprive me of such an abundance of cake sweetness and euphoria.🎂🎂
 
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ok I may have snuck a piece for myself, enjoying it now :whistle::whistle:
 
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Ruby123 said:
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ok I may have snuck a piece for myself, enjoying it now :whistle::whistle:
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My goodness.🎂🎂..i just consumed it in ONE SITTING..having to gulp down 6 glasses of water to help my stomach process all of that.
This might be cake number 16 right??
Hope ur fingers haven't corkscrews yet..😊😊See..my tyre business needs ya!
 
Encouragement

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Ruby123 said:
as in one to go lol.
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my dear "Ruby123 the online cake Baker..."
The number sequence of the cakes goes from 20-zero...not zero-20..
So Having consulted with my agent..you have graciously made me about 6 cakes so far....making it somewhere around cake number 16 ish..the next cake would be number 15 and so on....down to cake number 1...🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Just had to fill you in..😊😊
 
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