Actually... I would fit that. I'm a christian, I'm a nerd... and I wore toe shoes BEFORE they were cool! They're catching on in this area.
I did go as hipster water for last halloween. What's hipster water? That's ice before it was cool.
It beats what I went as halloween-before-last. I went as Waldo, from the Where's Waldo books. Worst halloween ever. Nobody talked to me all night. It was like they couldn't even see me.