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Relena7

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"The stare-at-the-above-person-until-they-feel-uncomfortable thread"


(Rules: everyone posts random photos of staring eyeballs while saying the name of the user who posted above.)
 
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Relena7

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Oh it's oooonnn!!

CatHerder!

 

CatHerder

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Transgendered people have it easy because...
 

DuchessAimee

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Laundering Money Via the Collection Plate: 3 Easy Steps

Am I Going to Hell if I Get the Third 6 Tattooed on My Left Hand?

How Many Cuss Words Can You String Together and Still Make Sense?

I've Sacrificed My Puppy to Satan. Now What?

Help! I Need Ideas as to Where to Bury the Body!
 
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Ugly

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"My bologna has a first name & it's not O..S..C..A..R,does Jesus still love me?-Help!"
"I know the bible says not to store up treasures on earth but in heaven,so can I still watch Hoarders on T.V.?"
"I'm conflicted! - I work at Burger King & I am a believer. Jesus is the King of Kings...am I serving two masters???" hahahahaha
"Jesus told me to quit my job so that I could play WoW 24/7 and evangelize Pandaria." No words for this, as a former WOW addict.
"My finger is oozing puss & smells like rotten cheese,am I in sin if I go to the doctors or should I keep waiting for Jesus to heal it?"
"Diet Coke covers over a multitude of sins & 10 scriptures to prove it!"
Does that go for Coke Zero?
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Actually Ugly,Coke Zero has 12 scriptures to back it up!
 
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Ugly

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:( iTOREtheSKYs and Deborah Gibsons engagement is cancelled! Soul mates torn apart!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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:( iTOREtheSKYs and Deborah Gibsons engagement is cancelled! Soul mates torn apart!
If there was a Hockey rink in my computer room right now,I'd slide down on my knees across the ice doing a fist pump!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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"I tried other christian dating sites...this is my last hope to score a sweet babe - Help!"
"There's no 'I' in Team,yet the bible is for everyone,if so why is there an 'I' in Bible? I feel my faith is shaken due to this,please talk me out of walking away from christianity."
"God told me to give to some clothes to charity.Is it wrong to just donate items from my spouse's side of the closet?"
"If God hates sin then why does he let people still listen to other forms of music other than country western?"
"Jesus said love your neighbor...did he mean that even if they aren't white people?"
"If your fasting and you know it clap your...OW! Oh ,God...I think I shattered my wrist..Lord Help meeee!"
 
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MissCris

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"Why Guns Are Devil Instruments"- by Jullianna

"iTORE's 10-step Guide to Solemnity"

"Ugly's Hopscotch Tips & Tricks"

"I HATE EVERYBODY!"- lil_christian

"Women Evolved from Hippos"- DuchessAimee

"TinTin's Favorite Ways to Put Down Women"

...need more coffee...
 
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MissCris

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"Why the Human Experience is Utterly Uninteresting To Me"- by SeoulSearch

"I Just Want a MAN, and I Don't Care Which One!"- by rachelsedge, arwen82 & error

"I Wish I Were a Woman Because...They Smell Good and are Nice to Look At"- by zaoman32


 
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"Why the Human Experience is Utterly Uninteresting To Me"- by SeoulSearch

"I Just Want a MAN, and I Don't Care Which One!"- by rachelsedge, arwen82 & error

"I Wish I Were a Woman Because...They Smell Good and are Nice to Look At"- by zaoman32


LOL MissCris you are a natural at this!
 
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Powemm

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Ms criss... You are classic !!
 
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MissCris

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"Why I Believe Women are the Spawn of Satan"- by zeroturbulence

"I Just Don't Believe There Is a God"- by Powemm

"SeatBelt and Shouryu's Cross-Dressing Code" (reference to another thread)

 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Well I DO! How hard is that to understand? Sweet exterior, extremely bitter interior! It's just who I am! :p hahaa
You don't know how refreshing it is to hear another CC member step up to the plate & be real for a change. LOL:rolleyes:
 

lil_christian

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You don't know how refreshing it is to hear another CC member step up to the plate & be real for a change. LOL:rolleyes:

Thank you so much. You're so nice iTOREtheSKY. :p

I hate you!

(Totally kidding about the "I hate you!" part. ...Or AM I? :eek:)