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lil_christian

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"Sinless Perfectionist: Not even Paul could be as sinless as me!"
 

Fenner

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My cat is saved, but I see her playing with the non Christian cats outside. What do I do?
 

CatHerder

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Trying to land a good Christian man with a love potion and am missing ingredients. Can you help?
 

CatHerder

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She squeezes her toothpaste from the middle of the tube! Is this a deal-breaker?
 

lil_christian

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"I Kissed a Frog and it Didn't Turn into a Prince: What did I do wrong?"
 

seoulsearch

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"Goin' To Ma Family Reunion This Weekend. So Many Choices. Should I Ask Out My First... or Second Cousin?"
Seoul? I asked you that in confidence over a PRIVATE message....I didn't think that you'd put it out in public. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Seriously, Nuke. I know you have a HECK of a lot more class than that.

You're holding out to ask for the hand of your THIRD cousin, Bertha Mae.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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"Ebola Virus OR The Plague...which one would you have God smote on the heathens in your work place?"
 
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NukePooch

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Seriously, Nuke. I know you have a HECK of a lot more class than that.

You're holding out to ask for the hand of your THIRD cousin, Bertha Mae.


SHHHH! She might be on...
 
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OceanGrl

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"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested, so why can't I find a mate?"
 

Fenner

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My parents only want me to date Atheists, what do I do?
 
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OceanGrl

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"Missing rip" .... oh wait, that one actually happened. :p
 

Markum1972

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Looking now cause my therapist says that I will be ready for a mate once I am released from prison.
 

seoulsearch

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Looking now cause my therapist says that I will be ready for a mate once I am released from prison.
The scary part is... as I've witnessed this on Christian dating sites, is that yes, some of the men (probably women as well) actually ARE in prison and they have help from the outside in posting profiles on the sites. You can actually tell by what they're wearing (prison garb comes in different colors but is recognizable) and backgrounds in their pictures.

How can I be sure? One wrote me that he was about to get out of prison (someone was managing his account for him) and another profile was actually a person I used to write back when I was corresponding with inmates. I also can't tell you the number of men who have written me over the years saying, "My therapist says I need to make friends with women whom I can trust and be close to..." They're usually still married and in the middle of separations or divorces.

Not to sound unsympathetic but the approach, and fact that they're on Christian dating sites as a way of meeting women is kind of disturbing.

It really can be kinda scary out there!

(Sorry, now back to your regularly scheduled thread.)
 
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zaoman32

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How do I alienate women and present myself as misogynistic?
 
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zaoman32

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Looking for someone to do my "wet works" in my marriage (lowest bidder wins!)
 

CatHerder

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I found my RIP!! Now I know why my pants feel "drafty."