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Since we have a lot of new people, I thought it would be fun to leave them some tips. haha
1. Don't bother Hommer's tractors or sit on his pew.
2. Bring plenty of chocolate with you. Food of any kind really.
3. If you're an old guy, leave seoulsearch ALONE!
4. If you're human, leave Nod ALONE! She doesn't like people, but she tolerates us pretty well most days.
5. Don't touch the sound system. Nuke's in charge of that when he's not sorting his M&Ms.
6. If your car breaks down, Liamson and Nuke are here for you. They're also in charge of laundry...and..ummm...certain printing services.
7. If you need help with spelling, remembering someone's name or punctuation, GreenNNice is your man...*cough cough*
8. If you need a kind word, talk to Grace. The rest of us do the best we can.
9. If you're bored, check with Ms Amber. She's always the life of the party.
10. Don't make Liamson eat off of white plates. He bites. But if he hands you a glass slipper, try it on.
11. Did I mention that you should bring food???
12. If you're normal, sit close to Matthew. He's the closest we have to that. *twitch twitch*
13. Don't cross Stilly. He'll nuke ya and turn you into a doggie chew toy.
14. Don't mess with my guns.
15. Don't mess with Nuke and Liamson's tools.
16. No PDAs in front of Rissa. We love and respect her.
17. If you like unpredictability, talk with InkedFaith. We never quite know what to expect from him. And that's a good thing.
18. If you see nanabean or princessbella. Give them a hug. You'll never regret it.
19. If you need loving, sage advice, check with Zero. He's the best we've got. But if a jet flies by, he'll be temporarily afk.
20. Don't be shy. Jump right in! We don't bite...hard. And we all love Jesus!!!!
P.S. - Did I mention that you should bring food????
1. Don't bother Hommer's tractors or sit on his pew.
2. Bring plenty of chocolate with you. Food of any kind really.
3. If you're an old guy, leave seoulsearch ALONE!
4. If you're human, leave Nod ALONE! She doesn't like people, but she tolerates us pretty well most days.
5. Don't touch the sound system. Nuke's in charge of that when he's not sorting his M&Ms.
6. If your car breaks down, Liamson and Nuke are here for you. They're also in charge of laundry...and..ummm...certain printing services.
7. If you need help with spelling, remembering someone's name or punctuation, GreenNNice is your man...*cough cough*
8. If you need a kind word, talk to Grace. The rest of us do the best we can.
9. If you're bored, check with Ms Amber. She's always the life of the party.
10. Don't make Liamson eat off of white plates. He bites. But if he hands you a glass slipper, try it on.
11. Did I mention that you should bring food???
12. If you're normal, sit close to Matthew. He's the closest we have to that. *twitch twitch*
13. Don't cross Stilly. He'll nuke ya and turn you into a doggie chew toy.
14. Don't mess with my guns.
15. Don't mess with Nuke and Liamson's tools.
16. No PDAs in front of Rissa. We love and respect her.
17. If you like unpredictability, talk with InkedFaith. We never quite know what to expect from him. And that's a good thing.
18. If you see nanabean or princessbella. Give them a hug. You'll never regret it.
19. If you need loving, sage advice, check with Zero. He's the best we've got. But if a jet flies by, he'll be temporarily afk.
20. Don't be shy. Jump right in! We don't bite...hard.
And we all love Jesus!!!!P.S. - Did I mention that you should bring food????
