Women and hair. It's a subject that, if I were a lesser man, would really irritate me. Women torture hair to make it curly, then they incinerate it to make it straight, then they put wood stain in it to make it dark and nuclear waste in it to make some bits a strange colour, and then they put Domestos in it to make it light. And then they pay through the nose for special shampoo and conditioner because the adverts tell them that through the power of science their product can repair all the damage. And add a nice coat of varnish.
Thankfully, I don't much care about it. If I did, I'd suggest that blondes stay blonde, brunettes stay brunette, and gingers be deported.