I rup up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
If you were to slap me with a loaf of rye bread, I'd be downright offended.
But if you used a loaf of hearty, delectable French bread, I'd ask you if you wanted to share a sandwich...
(I guess this is kind of like, "If life hands you lemons, make lemonade.")
So if someone slaps you with a loaf of delicious, picnic-worthy bread... be prepared to make lots of sammiches.