What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

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Descyple

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! "YOU" are the one who started all this, AzureAfire!!! (gather around everyone, you're all about to witness me and AzureAfire's first fight).

I was just being the typical lovely boy I always am, bringing merriment and mirth to all the nice people of CC, and then you popped up out of nowhere and started stalking me through "obsessive likes". And I thought to myself, I clearly have a lunatic on my hands, but she's a "lunatic who likes me". So I figured I had two options: 1. Call the police and report your harassment (albeit sweet and endearing harassment) or 2. Give this crazy chick a chance (hey, that could be the name of our song "Give A Crazy Chick A Chance" - I'll write out the lyrics in the bad poetry thread!!!).

At that moment, I picked up the phone and dialed 9-1............ but then I lost my mind before I dialed the last 1, and you and I have been inexorably linked in a deranged and wacky relationship ever since.

Those are the facts, folks. I am glad I could clear it up.

***This message has been brought to you by E! True Hollywood Stories (even though neither of us are connected with Hollywood)***[/QUOTE]

Yup. We are about to have our first fight, alright
:cool: not only have you referred to me as a "stalker" and an "obssessive liker" who "sweetly and endearingly harrasses" you, you've unwittingly changed the way i pronounce the word "about" and other similar-sounding words brought about by our long hours of crazy conversations!!!! :mad: unforgivably CUTE!!!! (i don't mind you saying i'm a "crazy chick" and a "lunatic" 'coz i get that A LOT :rolleyes: i'm just kidding? XD).

Just so you know, i AM a "liker" by profession :rolleyes: you can check out (there goes that Canadian accent slipping out of my mouth again...hey, it never ends now!!! XD) my numerous likes given on my profile page! Whether 70% or more of those likes were given to you is not and shouldn't be a big deal!!! :rolleyes: right??? It's not my fault that you make me ROFL so much 'coz of your demented brand of humor!!! :mad: HMPH!!!

And which is it, really??? :confused: am i a "stalker" or a "peeper"?!? Should we go to our archives of insane correspondences again??? Confusing a girlfriend at this point should be grounds for a break-up!!!! :mad:

If you weren't this unbelievable force of nature (crazy, fascinating, ubercute and wonderful force at that) that forcibly blew me out of my hidey hole of singles' contentment, i'd still be happily clueless, and still without a Canadian accent!!!! :mad:[/QUOTE]


WHATEVER!!! (that's the only response I could come up with, eh!!!).
 

Fenner

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Congratulations Descyple and AzaraFire! I am very happy for you two! I hope your love will bring on some horribly written poetry!
 

Descyple

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Thank you Fenner. And don't worry, I can promise that if we write "relationship" poems, they will be just as horrible as all the other poems in the bad poetry thread.

That is our "crazy" guarantee!!!
 

Fenner

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Thank you Fenner. And don't worry, I can promise that if we write "relationship" poems, they will be just as horrible as all the other poems in the bad poetry thread.

That is our "crazy" guarantee!!!

Sounds like Crazy Al's car lot guarantee.
 

AzureAfire

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*jumps up and down, waggling a pointed finger frantically*

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!

*stops jumping, pauses to straighten tie*

Ahem...um...yes. ^_^
So happy for you Azure and Descyple! :) I was starting to wonder haha
No jokes, I been here 5 minutes, and I was suspicious. Congrats.
Um...are we that obvious? :confused:

Yup, i know, we're CRAZY :cool: anyone can tell in less than 10 seconds flat from reading our posts.

But...i always thought the folks at CC would think we're just fond of dementedly harassing each other here :rolleyes: i know i am!!!
 

AzureAfire

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Guys, thank you for being happy for me and Descyple :) we're very touched, and we feel blessed because of your sweetness and cheer!!!

Now, i just have to figure out what went wrong...i still don't know how our secret went out... :confused:
 
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ServantStrike

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Guys, thank you for being happy for me and Descyple :) we're very touched, and we feel blessed because of your sweetness and cheer!!!

Now, i just have to figure out what went wrong...i still don't know how our secret went out... :confused:
It may have been the bold text and the multiple posts.


But I don't know. :p
 

AzureAfire

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I may not be crazy, but my prices are!!!
Last time i checked, your craziness has reached beyond normal limits :rolleyes: rendering readers speechless and breathless with laughter!!! (or is it just me? :p)

What are you selling that i don't know about, Descyple??? :confused: are you keeping secrets from me? And so early in the relationship...:( *sniff!*

*sniff!*

*sniff!* This smells nice!!! :D please excuse me excessive sniffing just now XD
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I told her long ago she'd meet a great guy....but she poo-poo'd me. lol

Once again, iTORE was right. I told you,Azure that no one could resist how wonderfully sparkly you were. :p
 

Descyple

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Last time i checked, your craziness has reached beyond normal limits :rolleyes: rendering readers speechless and breathless with laughter!!! (or is it just me? :p)

What are you selling that i don't know about, Descyple??? :confused: are you keeping secrets from me? And so early in the relationship...:( *sniff!*

*sniff!*

*sniff!* This smells nice!!! :D please excuse me excessive sniffing just now XD
What I'm selling is that new cologne you are smelling!!!

It's called "Crazy Polo" - For The Man Who Wants To Bring Crazy On The Go!!!
 

AzureAfire

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I told her long ago she'd meet a great guy....but she poo-poo'd me. lol

Once again, iTORE was right. I told you,Azure that no one could resist how wonderfully sparkly you were. :p
Oh iTORE...i'm not sparkly :rolleyes:

I'm just covered with broken glass from my last fall on top of a skylight i landed on, when i tripped and fell from the clouds while i was playing hopscotch (i still don't know how i ended up on top of said cloud :confused:)

Descyple happened to be right below said skylight and broke my fall :eek: ain't he sweet???

He still can't remember his real name and how he ended up at the hospital after that, though :rolleyes: good thing i was there to nurse him right back to health (and craziness) ;)

Hmm...i think i haven't told him about this incident just yet...:rolleyes: i think we should keep it a secret!!!

You, on the other hand, should wait under a good-sized skylight yourself, iTORE ;) the love of your life might fall from the clouds any second now :rolleyes: *whispers* i gave some of my friends your address!!! Maine is just a small place, right??? XD
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Oh Azure...you soooooo crazeeeeeeee ,Girl! lol Ummm,actually Maine is pretty stinkin' huge. It's near Canada too,so like if I never get to leave this place & die here...I'll try to come visit you crazy kids.

Ummm..yeah standing under a skylight..hmmm...Lemme pray about that one & I'll get back to ya'. :eek:
 

AzureAfire

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What I'm selling is that new cologne you are smelling!!!

It's called "Crazy Polo" - For The Man Who Wants To Bring Crazy On The Go!!!
No wonder it's driving me up a wall :p and that explains all the passed out girls a few blocks from here!!! :rolleyes:

Does this go in girly scents as well? :rolleyes: i think i'd like to see some guys go unconscious from sniffing this as well XD
 
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ServantStrike

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Oh Azure...you soooooo crazeeeeeeee ,Girl! lol Ummm,actually Maine is pretty stinkin' huge. It's near Canada too,so like if I never get to leave this place & die here...I'll try to come visit you crazy kids.

Ummm..yeah standing under a skylight..hmmm...Lemme pray about that one & I'll get back to ya'. :eek:
Normal people stand under trees.

I wonder if potted plants work...

 

Descyple

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Oh Azure...you soooooo crazeeeeeeee ,Girl! lol Ummm,actually Maine is pretty stinkin' huge. It's near Canada too,so like if I never get to leave this place & die here...I'll try to come visit you crazy kids.

Ummm..yeah standing under a skylight..hmmm...Lemme pray about that one & I'll get back to ya'. :eek:
You would always be welcome to come visit us in Canada, iTORE, just make sure to bring an extra-strenght Canadian goose-feathered parka for the extreme cold, and 10 kilos of weed (because Mayor Rob Ford won't let you into Toronto without giving him a "respect offering" first!!!).
 
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ServantStrike

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You would always be welcome to come visit us in Canada, iTORE, just make sure to bring an extra-strenght Canadian goose-feathered parka for the extreme cold, and 10 kilos of weed (because Mayor Rob Ford won't let you into Toronto without giving him a "respect offering" first!!!).
I never thought I'd get to use this..

This is a picture of Rob Ford.

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A person is datable when you think she is a shocking picture like this: Bellak.jpg

But she is really like that. Bella.jpg



Someone may think she is not dateable like this: Ugly.jpg


But I´m sure she´s non dateable like that:

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iTOREtheSKY

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This thread just got incredibly disturbing. *cancels all plans to visit Canada*