What Makes A Persons Dateable/Non Dateable???

[Descyple]

Aww...don't worry, Descyple i'll hold your hand if we'll walk together, and i certainly won't cuff you!!!

But i'll need to put toddler wrist links on you, so you wouldn't get run over by passing cars and trucks as you cross the street with me i get the feeling you're easily distracted by colorful things and shiny objects (very sweet and caring of me, don't you think so? )

...and so that i'll get to yank at you, just for fun!!! it'd be cool to see you skid backwards and drop your ice cream when you're just about to take a lick! XD

Hmm, maybe a body harness would be much better and would make you look SO MUCH cuter!!!

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I think i'll get that pretty blue dress for you, too!!! VEWY PWETTY!!!

Make sure you get the "padded" wrists links for me (I have delicate wrists), and make sure the dress is in size "petite" because of my small waistline!!!

P.S. Your STILL not getting any of my ice cream!!!

 

[AzureAfire]

I know a woman is non-dateable when I am talking to her & Descyple rides by on his Harley,gives a little wink in her direction and tell's her to "Hop on!"...and she does.[/QUOTE]

Oh, i'd definitely hop on that Harley of Descyple's, after he gives me that wink (which probably looks a little shaky, and more funny than cute *you want to give me a wink now to prove me wrong, Descyple?* XD).

Then, once he gets just a few inches off of said bike, i'd slide right into the driver's seat, and steal said hot ride away!!! this girl doesn't play "Grand Theft Auto" for nothing!!!!

 

[Descyple]

I know a woman is non-dateable when I am talking to her & Descyple rides by on his Harley,gives a little wink in her direction and tell's her to "Hop on!"...and she does.

Oh, i'd definitely hop on that Harley of Descyple's, after he gives me that wink (which probably looks a little shaky, and more funny than cute *you want to give me a wink now to prove me wrong, Descyple?* XD).

Then, once he gets just a few inches off of said bike, i'd slide right into the driver's seat, and steal said hot ride away!!! this girl doesn't play "Grand Theft Auto" for nothing!!!![/QUOTE]

THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AzureAfire stole my bike (and my heart!!!).

Hey CC, I guess now would be as good a time as any to say that AzureAfire and I have recently started a long-distance relationship and we are going to be meeting in person this year. We both know CC is not a dating site, but thankfully "God's ways are not our ways" - Isaiah 55:8, and sometimes He brings things about in ways no one is expecting.

We were both going to mention it at some point soon (so please don't think I'm confessing this without her consent).


Having said all that..............

I know a woman is dateable when.................................... she has known me for almost a year, and she still hasn't put me on her "CC Ignore List". That is what I call "seriously dateable"!!!

 

[AzureAfire]

I know a woman is dateable when...................... I go to her house and I see the photo I gave her of myself is sitting on top of her fireplace mantle piece.

I know a woman is non-dateable when.................... I see the photo I gave her of myself "inside" the fireplace engulfed in flames and she is at that moment pouring gasoline on it to keep the fire burning!!!

Maybe said woman just wants to find out if you gave her a "fireproof" photo?

OR she wants to see if there's a hidden message on said photo when you put it near a heat source?

OR she just wants to test if her fire extinguisher is still in working condition, and the first thing she saw that was worth burning and dowsing with gasoline was that picture of you posing like Superman?

OR she was bored out of her skull, and just wanted to set something on fire?

I'll let you know if i have other ideas as to why said woman would do that to your picture, Descyple no need to thank me, 'coz i'm just trying to be helpful here!!! Don't ever think it's because she hates you and your face, or something who could possibly hate an ice cream hogger like you??? hmm...that just made me think up another list of ideas, all of a sudden...XD

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Heya congrats you two!!!! Yer' both completely demented & I luuuurves ya' both!!!

I apologize for Batman's grumpiness in advance,but yanno...he's all dark & brooding over the fact that in the end Wonder Woman chose Superman instead. It's ok...I'm pretty sure Bats will find someone as brooding & dysfunctional as himself.

(public forums Batman)



(alone @ the Bat Cave Batman)

 

[AzureAfire]

Oh, i'd definitely hop on that Harley of Descyple's, after he gives me that wink (which probably looks a little shaky, and more funny than cute *you want to give me a wink now to prove me wrong, Descyple?* XD).

Then, once he gets just a few inches off of said bike, i'd slide right into the driver's seat, and steal said hot ride away!!! this girl doesn't play "Grand Theft Auto" for nothing!!!!

THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AzureAfire stole my bike (and my heart!!!).

Hey CC, I guess now would be as good a time as any to say that AzureAfire and I have recently started a long-distance relationship and we are going to be meeting in person this year. We both know CC is not a dating site, but thankfully "God's ways are not our ways" - Isaiah 55:8, and sometimes He brings things about in ways no one is expecting.

We were both going to mention it at some point soon (so please don't think I'm confessing this without her consent).


Having said all that..............

I know a woman is dateable when.................................... she has known me for almost a year, and she still hasn't put me on her "CC Ignore List". That is what I call "seriously dateable"!!![/QUOTE]

Oh, no...WHY DID YOU BLOW OUR COVER, DESCYPLE?!?

Oh, wow...Just WOW!!! this nutty girl needs to check her pulse, and breathe in a paper bag for a couple of minutes!!!!

...

...there! I think i can feel that needle pricking my toe again XD

Kidding aside, i am truly blessed to finally be "found"

and HEY!!!! you're the THIEF here, Descyple!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just minding my own business, and unavoidably "liking" your ubercrazy and funny posts here on CC why did you have to be so awesome and wonderful, and so inspiring to make me fall for you??? (we didn't do it on purpose, Ugly PROMISE!!! Please don't hurt us!!! XD)

Again, back to being really serious now XD

The LORD has done so much for me in the past year HE taught me how to finally, truly seek HIM and HIS heart, and to lay down all my cares upon HIS loving hands. HE taught me to grow to love HIM and worship HIM more deeply, burning into full blaze HIS Holy Fire in my heart, leading me to this wonderful site i've dodged and avoided in the past...when my heart was still so dead and lost spiritually. Along with my revival, HE gave me that hunger to reach out, and tell the world, and my brethren all that HE has done for me there was no way i could stay silent!!!!

And finally, as HE taught me to love and accept myself, and see myself through HIS eyes...i finally learned to let go of all my fears and insecurities. I finally stopped being afraid of being alone and being single HE filled me with so much love and hope, and surrounded me with HIS beautiful presence, and i said to myself "I trust in YOU completely, my Papa GOD i entrust my heart, and my love story to you. No more trying, and no more looking in vain. It's all up to YOU to bring me together with that special man you have for me, when we're both ready. 'Til then, i will be at peace, joyfully getting deeper in love with you, my LORD."

Then, before i know it, this crazy man comes along, making me laugh so much, and creating a spark and said crazy man wasn't just a crazy man, but a sweet and thoughtful friend, an awesome gamer nerd, and a truly inspiring brother, whose heart beats strong and steadily for Papa GOD a beautiful and holy man, after HIS very own heart!!!!

Plus, he doesn't look too bad i'm still allowed to tease you in CC even if you're my Beau now, right Descyple?

Nah, even iTore thinks you're hot, Mr. Smoking Guns, Sir!!!

I am truly very happy about how the LORD has brought us together, when weren't even looking HE has truly surprised me, just as i prayed for!!!!

We are definitely going to be meeting very soon this year i am also hoping to move to Canada eventually. We're continually praying for HIS leading in our relationship (wow, i feel so shy typing that here just now XD i honestly still can't believe it!!!)

[h=3]Matthew 6:33[/h]King James Version (KJV)

33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

Papa GOD's Word never lies and the beauty of trusting in HIM is that you get to be closer to HIS heart our source of true life and love and inspiration, AND HE gives you your heart's desire as the huge plus!!!!

Okay, i'll save you guys from yet another wall of text from yours truly (or is it too late? XD)

Now, i just want to end this with a song of praise unto HIS awesome and glorious and wonderful name!!!!

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[Shouryu]

*jumps up and down, waggling a pointed finger frantically*

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!

*stops jumping, pauses to straighten tie*

Ahem...um...yes. ^_^

 

[AzureAfire]

Heya congrats you two!!!! Yer' both completely demented & I luuuurves ya' both!!!

I apologize for Batman's grumpiness in advance,but yanno...he's all dark & brooding over the fact that in the end Wonder Woman chose Superman instead. It's ok...I'm pretty sure Bats will find someone as brooding & dysfunctional as himself.

(public forums Batman)

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(alone @ the Bat Cave Batman)

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Just so everyone knows, i still have the hots for Batman, even though i've been officially swept by Descyple BATMAN FOREVER!!! (Eeeek!!! why did i reference the worst Batman sequel ever??? Oh wait, Val Kilmer looked crazy good in that suit )

iTORE, i think some uber-cool, adorable, poet extraordinaire with awesome laughing buns like yours will coming along really soon and she's gonna cook you awesome Korean food, and look hot and cute too!!!

OR, i could give you a recipe and you could mix up a good one of those nifty chemicals you have in hand right now but if you get a terribly crazy gal out of the mix, don't blame me, okay? XD i only have the recipe for making crazy people out of bottles!!!!

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

I don't know what to say after you just mentioned Batman Forever. *cries a bit on the inside* hahahaha

I will cook my own Korean food tyvm! lol but I'll take any crazy recipes you have.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

Awwww... this the happiest thread EVAR!!



Thanks for sharing your good news with us Descyple and Azure!

 

[ServantStrike]

*jumps up and down, waggling a pointed finger frantically*

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!

*stops jumping, pauses to straighten tie*

Ahem...um...yes. ^_^

I'm glad you did the jumping...


I was about to make a you go girl reference to Azure.


Oh wait...

 

[kayem77]

So happy for you Azure and Descyple! I was starting to wonder haha

 

[wisebeardman]

whats going on here?

 

[Seraphic]

No jokes, I been here 5 minutes, and I was suspicious. Congrats.

 

[Jilly81]

AWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Congrats, you guys :')! It's so funny; I'd just sent this message to Matthew:

Here is a list of some CC members I would stalk over the holiday season:


5. Jilly81 and AzureAfire - Why? So I could eat a big bowl of ice cream in front of them and not share any of it with them (oh, that would be so sweet!!!). In fact, I'll make sure I'm eating from a huge tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and devour it with a spatula instead of a spoon, just to be spiteful!!!

Why Marsi, I think Descyple is surely too chilly with that huge bowl of frozen dessert in Winter. I think we'll have to come up with a better plan to relieve him of it . Good thing I was stalking you and found this, Matthew!!! Well, actually, I saw it a month ago when I wasn't logged in; it was on the first page of the Singles' forum. However, I'm trying to keep with the theme of the thread.

Come to think of it, if you're stalking Marsi, your ice cream is soup by now, Matthew; it couldn't take the tropical temperature any better than its server!!!
(end of PM)

I was about to post it the same thing on Marsi (AzureAfire)'s message board, but I was thinking as I sent it, "You know, I hope the start dating one day; I think they'd be just right for each other". They I saw Jim's posting congratulating them on a creeper feed! How appropriate, since I quoted the stalking thread! I love you guys, and I'll probably be smiling all day now :')!

Oh, and I'm sure you can handle the warm temps just fine if things progress that much, Matthew .

 

[isaria]

somewhat same size of who and all are is actually important.


As I have found my way back to my faith blessed be I know clearly I do not date in such way.
One can meet some one with others and next day be engaged or even married on such levels.



How does one know the pictures on sites are real?

What if someone posts pictures of another person or cheats files or lies about all.
Astounding shocking how many cheat in various ways.


One way is find a professional date site who take pride in work they do.

I found a site like this and the dating online is for marriage only.
One clearly states facts and then next level may be to see eyes or meet in chat conversation and then proceed.
Some even marry online.

Personally I like a mature man for one wife only(that being me) lol (to much dramaz after all been through ..) and also funny, caring and "same level" , compatible, somewhat equally yolked in terms of size etc.


Someone considerate, supportive is so beautiful quality i admire.
Like Liamson post once said a leader who encourages , supports, lifts eachother to better grounds etc not abuses.

I could not be married to a man who is much less than me in size, spiritually etc etc etc and who knows it and hates me for it and abuses me instead of loves me yet has some fanatic obsession with me much out of jealousy and a want to own me but not out of love out of hate and dominateion of abuse not leadership and a leader who is so much less than me and hasnt got a clue and then is abusive would make me not respect him and get restraining order.
Many "leaders" less than someone may be jealous so they abuse and isolate and say educated pro wealthy is disabled etc and dictate and lie and jealous.

If he has less money and less of some other attributes that is ok but not if he is less size , like less than half size spiritual level full size of who all is.
That may not be compatible and never be happy.
He would know and feel it and I would never enter such marriage .

I know many leaders should not be leaders and they appear good but are not . They lie to people and may have wellknown names they lie with and friends they have lie aswell .
A teenage jealous bully iran ridiculous governing of people should not be in power .people missuse it.

one homosexual man refused stand for his sex instead willing torture and abuse and sexslave rape and steal and do such horrid things cover up his sex which he still incisted on having and being.

 

[secularhermit]

somewhat same size of who and all are is actually important.


As I have found my way back to my faith blessed be I know clearly I do not date in such way.
One can meet some one with others and next day be engaged or even married on such levels.



How does one know the pictures on sites are real?

What if someone posts pictures of another person or cheats files or lies about all.
Astounding shocking how many cheat in various ways.


One way is find a professional date site who take pride in work they do.

I found a site like this and the dating online is for marriage only.
One clearly states facts and then next level may be to see eyes or meet in chat conversation and then proceed.
Some even marry online.

Personally I like a mature man for one wife only(that being me) lol (to much dramaz after all been through ..) and also funny, caring and "same level" , compatible, somewhat equally yolked in terms of size etc.


Someone considerate, supportive is so beautiful quality i admire.
Like Liamson post once said a leader who encourages , supports, lifts eachother to better grounds etc not abuses.

I could not be married to a man who is much less than me in size, spiritually etc etc etc and who knows it and hates me for it and abuses me instead of loves me yet has some fanatic obsession with me much out of jealousy and a want to own me but not out of love out of hate and dominateion of abuse not leadership and a leader who is so much less than me and hasnt got a clue and then is abusive would make me not respect him and get restraining order.
Many "leaders" less than someone may be jealous so they abuse and isolate and say educated pro wealthy is disabled etc and dictate and lie and jealous.

If he has less money and less of some other attributes that is ok but not if he is less size , like less than half size spiritual level full size of who all is.
That may not be compatible and never be happy.
He would know and feel it and I would never enter such marriage .

I know many leaders should not be leaders and they appear good but are not . They lie to people and may have wellknown names they lie with and friends they have lie aswell .
A teenage jealous bully iran ridiculous governing of people should not be in power .people missuse it.

one homosexual man refused stand for his sex instead willing torture and abuse and sexslave rape and steal and do such horrid things cover up his sex which he still incisted on having and being.

Their pictures ("...How does one know the pictures on sites are real?...") their sayings, their IDEALIZED character, their nicknames...

Many, many people here have great COHERENCE in what they´re saying... but Who knows what they´re doing? (lest not say privately)

Trust is an impoetant thing, but is has a big price. In fact, it is a prize too little are seeking, but TIME gives its rewards.

 

[secularhermit]

"I found a site like this and the dating online is for marriage only.
One clearly states facts and then next level may be to see eyes or meet in chat conversation and then proceed.
Some even marry online."

It sound like an AD but, even on skype people can use trick to hurt, to seize money, etc.

I would never allow ANY person do that "job" for me.

Professional matchmaker´s business is money and, if we fail, how much will they? That´s is a circle. You pay $ they gain more.

 

[Descyple]

[/QUOTE]you're the THIEF here, Descyple!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just minding my own business, and unavoidably "liking" your ubercrazy and funny posts here on CC
[/QUOTE]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! "YOU" are the one who started all this, AzureAfire!!! (gather around everyone, you're all about to witness me and AzureAfire's first fight).

I was just being the typical lovely boy I always am, bringing merriment and mirth to all the nice people of CC, and then you popped up out of nowhere and started stalking me through "obsessive likes". And I thought to myself, I clearly have a lunatic on my hands, but she's a "lunatic who likes me". So I figured I had two options: 1. Call the police and report your harassment (albeit sweet and endearing harassment) or 2. Give this crazy chick a chance (hey, that could be the name of our song "Give A Crazy Chick A Chance" - I'll write out the lyrics in the bad poetry thread!!!).

At that moment, I picked up the phone and dialed 9-1............ but then I lost my mind before I dialed the last 1, and you and I have been inexorably linked in a deranged and wacky relationship ever since.

Those are the facts, folks. I am glad I could clear it up.

***This message has been brought to you by E! True Hollywood Stories (even though neither of us are connected with Hollywood)***

 

[AzureAfire]

[/QUOTE] Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! "YOU" are the one who started all this, AzureAfire!!! (gather around everyone, you're all about to witness me and AzureAfire's first fight).

I was just being the typical lovely boy I always am, bringing merriment and mirth to all the nice people of CC, and then you popped up out of nowhere and started stalking me through "obsessive likes". And I thought to myself, I clearly have a lunatic on my hands, but she's a "lunatic who likes me". So I figured I had two options: 1. Call the police and report your harassment (albeit sweet and endearing harassment) or 2. Give this crazy chick a chance (hey, that could be the name of our song "Give A Crazy Chick A Chance" - I'll write out the lyrics in the bad poetry thread!!!).

At that moment, I picked up the phone and dialed 9-1............ but then I lost my mind before I dialed the last 1, and you and I have been inexorably linked in a deranged and wacky relationship ever since.

Those are the facts, folks. I am glad I could clear it up.

***This message has been brought to you by E! True Hollywood Stories (even though neither of us are connected with Hollywood)***[/QUOTE]

Yup. We are about to have our first fight, alright not only have you referred to me as a "stalker" and an "obssessive liker" who "sweetly and endearingly harrasses" you, you've unwittingly changed the way i pronounce the word "about" and other similar-sounding words brought about by our long hours of crazy conversations!!!! unforgivably CUTE!!!! (i don't mind you saying i'm a "crazy chick" and a "lunatic" 'coz i get that A LOT i'm just kidding? XD).

Just so you know, i AM a "liker" by profession you can check out (there goes that Canadian accent slipping out of my mouth again...hey, it never ends now!!! XD) my numerous likes given on my profile page! Whether 70% or more of those likes were given to you is not and shouldn't be a big deal!!! right??? It's not my fault that you make me ROFL so much 'coz of your demented brand of humor!!! HMPH!!!

And which is it, really??? am i a "stalker" or a "peeper"?!? Should we go to our archives of insane correspondences again??? Confusing a girlfriend at this point should be grounds for a break-up!!!!

If you weren't this unbelievable force of nature (crazy, fascinating, ubercute and wonderful force at that) that forcibly blew me out of my hidey hole of singles' contentment, i'd still be happily clueless, and still without a Canadian accent!!!!