who wants to marry me

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Mar 22, 2013
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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

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wwjd_kilden

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#2
hmmm, do you have better weather than me? if so I might consider moving
 

jogoldie

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Mar 20, 2014
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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

:v
Oh you romantic ....smooth talking man.........25 years ago.......maybe......lol.....
 

melita916

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Aug 12, 2011
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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

:v
you forgot to include your LIST of what you're looking for in a woman. hehe :)
 

gypsygirl

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Sep 19, 2012
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i think he doth protesteth too much.

i hear there are chicks in the family forum who will dress you up, wake you up with train noises and feed you in the shower.

maybe you could lock down one of those. ; p
 
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kenthomas27

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i think he doth protesteth too much.

i hear there are chicks in the family forum who will dress you up, wake you up with train noises and feed you in the shower.

maybe you could lock down one of those. ; p
This is rich! But I'm still holding out for Hellooo with the airplane noises. The only drawback is it gets me excited and I get my cheerios all over.
 
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Shouryu

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i hear there are chicks in the family forum who will dress you up, wake you up with train noises and feed you in the shower.
Gyspy! Women aren't animals! *wags finger sternly* Do not refer to them as such!

(Clearly, the pastor's daughters are starting to rub off on me, because this is what they say to me whenever I say, "Thiiiiiiiiis chick!" in joking manner. Except they don't call me Gypsy, they call me Mr. Shour. Anyways.)
 

seoulsearch

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May 23, 2009
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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

:v

I thought it over for about 30 seconds and sure thing, Wise, I'm in.

So I hope you're free this weekend. The wedding is scheduled for this Saturday at 1:45 PM (I had to squeeze it in between a parole hearing and my Anger [Mis]Management Session...) And I figure those will make fine "cutesy" nicknames for a newly married couple--you can be know as "Grumpy" and I will be know as "Angry."

I would suggest we use all paper plates, foam cups, and plastic silverware instead of crystal and fine china. Somehow I have a feeling real plates wouldn't last very long between the two of us throwing things at each other. :)

Good thing you're a non-traditionalist because I'll be wearing orange. Or perhaps stripes. As long as you don't object to patterns, color, a packed courtroom and your bride in handcuffs (never mind that it's a lifestyle for some in the Bible forum), it's on!

P.S. Visiting hours are between 8 and 2. Hope you don't mind getting up early. And don't you mind that really big guard who looks like a quarterback and pats everyone down. Really, he's just that friendly to everyone.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

:v
I came out of curiosity.

I stayed for the vodka.
 
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Tintin

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Hallelujah! Wisebeardman wants a wife! That would make a good reality TV show. And by good, I mean reality TV is never good. But our brother, Wisebeardman, is good. :)
 

Shannon50

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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

:v

does "nyet vodka" mean there is no vodka, or you that drank it all before you wrote this post?
 

JesusLives

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Oct 11, 2013
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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

:v
How serious are you? Need assist in finding someone? Have you checked out your local churches for single ladies? Cookie while you search?
 

Lifetrack

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Oct 20, 2014
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I'm sorry man, my wife thought about it but she would miss my cooking :p
 
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Rosesrock

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i think he doth protesteth too much.

i hear there are chicks in the family forum who will dress you up, wake you up with train noises and feed you in the shower.

maybe you could lock down one of those. ; p
Great, now i have coffee on my shirt, atleast not spewing from my nose. Bahaha
 
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Rosesrock

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ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.

ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!

nyet vodka

:v
Give me an idea of what you're looking for and a credit card number and Ill see what I can do.