ahhhh, who wants to run off and marry me? me i am untraditional,grumpy,loner who is posting this for amusement due to the recent finding a mate threads.
ack ack, ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack!
nyet vodka
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I thought it over for about 30 seconds and sure thing, Wise, I'm in.
So I hope you're free this weekend. The wedding is scheduled for this Saturday at 1:45 PM (I had to squeeze it in between a parole hearing and my Anger [Mis]Management Session...) And I figure those will make fine "cutesy" nicknames for a newly married couple--you can be know as "Grumpy" and I will be know as "Angry."
I would suggest we use all paper plates, foam cups, and plastic silverware instead of crystal and fine china. Somehow I have a feeling real plates wouldn't last very long between the two of us throwing things at each other.
Good thing you're a non-traditionalist because I'll be wearing orange. Or perhaps stripes. As long as you don't object to patterns, color, a packed courtroom and your bride in handcuffs (never mind that it's a lifestyle for some in the Bible forum), it's on!
P.S. Visiting hours are between 8 and 2. Hope you don't mind getting up early. And don't you mind that really big guard who looks like a quarterback and pats everyone down. Really, he's just that friendly to everyone.