Why I Believe God has a Sense of Humor

[Fenner]

Think of a Moth as an albino butterfly. Might be less scary that way. I'm afraid of bees.

 

[MissCris]

I'm terrified of bees. They're all...buzzy and stingy (wait, not stingy...um...sting-ee...um...lethal).

The trouble with moths is that they fly around like they've had waaaay too much to drink. And we all know it's wrong to drink and...take flight.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Butterflies don't freak me out...it's how moths fly...they're all meaty & crazy winged smashing into stuff. It's like "DUDE,let me get you some moth glasses fer' pete's sake!" They always seek me out too. Like..ok..I might see a moth that's about 50 feet from me,banging into a light on someone's porch...for some unholy reason that moth,just then sensed that I looked at him. I am telling you,in that moment,he somehow finds the clairity in his little moth eyes to find a way to fly a straight line to me & begin attacking me.

 

[Fenner]

Stop wearing wool I Tore, ha ha.

 

[jerusalem]

LOL THET IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY

 

[maxwel]

 

[Fenner]

Looks like he's spooked!

 

[maxwel]

It's actually a weird little monkey that lives in the Philippines.

Believe it or not, they look like that all the time, lol.

Could you imagine just walking around looking like that?

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Look like what all the time????

 

[Descyple]

I believe God has a sense of humor because............... if He didn't, I'd have a lot to repent of.

 

[DuchessAimee]

Butterflies don't freak me out...it's how moths fly...they're all meaty & crazy winged smashing into stuff. It's like "DUDE,let me get you some moth glasses fer' pete's sake!" They always seek me out too. Like..ok..I might see a moth that's about 50 feet from me,banging into a light on someone's porch...for some unholy reason that moth,just then sensed that I looked at him. I am telling you,in that moment,he somehow finds the clairity in his little moth eyes to find a way to fly a straight line to me & begin attacking me.

Dragonflies follow me around in the summer. It's actually really cool... not that I'm bragging.


Except I am.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Dragonflies follow me around in the summer. It's actually really cool... not that I'm bragging.


Except I am.

I love dragonflies!!!!!! One of the cool things when I owned an in ground pool...for some reason they loved to come hang with me when I was swimming or cleaning the pool.

 

[DuchessAimee]

When I was naming my graphic design business I almost went with Dragonfly Designs.

 

[zeroturbulence]

You see, to a guy that's proof of God's humor.

To a girl, it's more like proof of God's judgement.

I hate to tell you this but women do it too.

 

[SeatBelt]

He's been in MissCris's coffee!

 

[secularhermit]

Two:
1) When I see Jesus talking about others faults, He uses "a bean" to refer the sins we insist on hugging.
2) There was a day I was in a bus stop and spent hours waiting. I was late and had to PRAY HARD for a help, since I had too many errands to go. I asked God: "Please! Send me an angel. I don't have more time to be waiting here. You know I hate waiting..." Within few minutes, a car came (on I knew from the club where I live) and the name of the driver was ANGEL CASTILLO...

At that moment I knew He has done many funny things. I asked Him for an angel, and He sent me an ANGEL.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

I was just thinking...someone watch Survivor this season. LOL These little guys were all over it. I kinda want one,but I think I'd accidentally poke one of it's little eyes out if I hugged him too tightly...that would make me sad. lol

 

[taggerung]

The Proboscis Monkey. Nuff' said.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I swear Imma gonna start cuttin' peeps. lolz

Every time I see that, I think of this. (I was trying to make a crazy face)

 

[maxwel]

Christiancolleggirl,

You've just tapped into one of my deepest fears...

making a girl so mad she attacks me with a knife she didn't even wash first.

: )