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Half rant half trying to see the funny side of it
What your boss expects:
Make sure the customers don't order any more toner than what they can use within 30 days,
and make sure they don't keep stock (side note: Machines will stop printing if they lack either of most "consumables")
Spend as little time as possible on each conversation
Spend as little time as possible after conversations (If the customer hangs up before you're half- finished and you have to send an email, you should be able to finish logging the conversation, send the email, and talk to the next customer at the same time).
What customers expect:
You should know ever menu, setting and functionality of every printer, preferably by heart
The toner should arrive within a day or two
The engineer better be there the same day no matter how many others need one, because the customers company is much more important than that of all the other customers, (and could you please send the guy who was here the last time?)
.... really, it's true
What your boss expects:
Make sure the customers don't order any more toner than what they can use within 30 days,
and make sure they don't keep stock (side note: Machines will stop printing if they lack either of most "consumables")
Spend as little time as possible on each conversation
Spend as little time as possible after conversations (If the customer hangs up before you're half- finished and you have to send an email, you should be able to finish logging the conversation, send the email, and talk to the next customer at the same time).
What customers expect:
You should know ever menu, setting and functionality of every printer, preferably by heart
The toner should arrive within a day or two
The engineer better be there the same day no matter how many others need one, because the customers company is much more important than that of all the other customers, (and could you please send the guy who was here the last time?)
.... really, it's true