You know you are getting old when.....

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Born_Again

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Nov 15, 2014
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When snap crackle and pop are no longer cereal box characters but are your own bodies sound effects.
 
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LaVieEnRose

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#63
When you have no clue who the current actors, actresses, and singers are- nor do you care that you don’t know.
 
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AuntieAnt

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#64
When you have thoughts like this:

"I’m curious about colors in heaven - are they luminescent, crystalline, metallic, or iridescent?"

“I hope God let’s me decorate my mansion. ”

“I wonder who will greet me next after I meet the Lord face to face?”

“I’m hoping the Lord created sweet heavenly aromas in eternity.”

“God must love plants and trees. He’s made so many of them. I’ll bet He has them in heaven, too.”

“There’s gotta be animals in God’s eternal realm. They’re some of His best handiwork.”
 
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LittleMermaid

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#65
When your mom is giving up on having any grandchildren. :cautious: I don't know why...I'm only 28. :cool:
 
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Sweetmorningdew78

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#66
When the younger ones giving up their seats for you 😄
 

Magenta

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Jul 3, 2015
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#67
You know you are getting old when current musicians-artists you like are younger than your children :unsure::whistle::devilish::giggle::devilish::whistle::unsure:
 

garet82

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#68
When i meet my ex students again and they are with their children n their children calls me grand man :eek: whatt i feel like my hair turns become gray n i get wrinckles on my face lol
 

garet82

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Jan 20, 2011
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Lol whattt furnatelly i never fall asleep while watching tv but fall asleep un the bus when back hime from school lol
Guess thats shown me if iam old now lol
 
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#71
When almost all of the regulars you loved hanging out with on CC are gone :( (almost all, but not all)
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#72
How to know when I am getting old:
When I no longer feel like sprinting out across the parking lot to the car.
OR
When riding a shopping cart across the parking lot is no longer fun.
OR
When I would rather take a nap than join a family dinner.
OR
When keeping a dog is not worth the hassle.

When any of these things happen, I will know I am officially old.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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Well to understand the family dinner one you would have to meet my family. They are all fairly nutty, most of them more nutty than I, and a family dinner is a very entertaining thing.

I will also know I am getting old when I only listen to songs I already know because every single new song is "just a bunch of noise."
 

Mel85

Daughter of the True King
Mar 28, 2018
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#75
I laughed at that because I can relate to it 🤣
 

Susanna

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Jan 21, 2013
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How to know when I am getting old:
When I no longer feel like sprinting out across the parking lot to the car.
OR
When riding a shopping cart across the parking lot is no longer fun.
OR
When I would rather take a nap than join a family dinner.
OR
When keeping a dog is not worth the hassle.

When any of these things happen, I will know I am officially old.
What the **** is a shopping CART? HAHAHA
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#77
Shopping cart: big basket with wheels and a handle. Basket is usually big enough for a grown person to ride in, although not comfortably. Shopping carts are made for Shoppers to push around the store and carry all their purchases in until they get to the checkout counter.
 

Susanna

Senior Member
Jan 21, 2013
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#78
Shopping cart: big basket with wheels and a handle. Basket is usually big enough for a grown person to ride in, although not comfortably. Shopping carts are made for Shoppers to push around the store and carry all their purchases in until they get to the checkout counter.
Uh ok, a shopping buggy.