Jokes?

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SantoSubito

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Jilly81 said:
Two atoms bump into each other. "Oh my goodness! I think I just lost an electron!" says one of them. They other one looks concerned "Are you sure?" it asks. "Oh, yes" says the first. "I'm positive!"
Am I breaking the rules? I guess this isn't really a "kiddie" joke, being about chemistry and all....
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My chemistry teacher in high school told that joke all the time.
 
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DanuckInUSA

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Science jokes...a new low.
 
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Crazy4GODword

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I got another......


Why was the chef arrested?


Because he was beating an egg!
 
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Timofree

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NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
What kinda animal should you never play cards with??

A cheetah!

get it! a cheetah!!!!

funny stuff right there!
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Your right, it'd probably kill you, and its really fast....something more docile like a lamb is more appropriate, you'd probably win as well
 
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah

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Timofree said:
Your right, it'd probably kill you, and its really fast....something more docile like a lamb is more appropriate, you'd probably win as well
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haha no no no tim... Get it.. a cheetah?? like a cheater.. someone who cheats at cards??? is any of this sinking in yet..

see now you just totally ruined the joke cause i had to explain it to you! :p
 
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thatonegermex

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ya... common kid you gotta get cheetah.. ha ha ...ha?
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#27
lol I haven't heard that one in a while.
 
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thatonegermex

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#28
... i hate allergies
 
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BeauBLESSED

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#29
What happened to you V?
 
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Timofree

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NodMyHeadLikeYeah said:
haha no no no tim... Get it.. a cheetah?? like a cheater.. someone who cheats at cards??? is any of this sinking in yet..

see now you just totally ruined the joke cause i had to explain it to you! :p
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Must be my English humoUr.......although many people over here don't get me either :s ......I find it funny to describe and change obvious jokes, for example, why did the one handed man cross the road. To get to the second hand shop, *here I would add* to get himself another hand.......OR knock knock, who's there, Doctor Who, erm :| there's usually a silence after that one, apart from me laughing of course, so yes, there you are
 
Jilly81

Jilly81

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Timofree said:
Must be my English humoUr.......although many people over here don't get me either :s ......I find it funny to describe and change obvious jokes, for example, why did the one handed man cross the road. To get to the second hand shop, *here I would add* to get himself another hand.......OR knock knock, who's there, Doctor Who, erm :| there's usually a silence after that one, apart from me laughing of course, so yes, there you are
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Ha, ha that's funny Tim! Cause when you say "Doctor who", they don't know how the joke is supposed to go next...Hey! Now you've got me doing it too!
 
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thatonegermex

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haha wow yall are histarical hah
 
cookie39

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There was this preacher moving out of the mountains, he was selling his horse to a neighbor. He told his neighbor that this is a very special horse.. you dont hit him to make him go... you just say HALLELUJAH to make him go... and Amen to make him stop.

The neighbor said wow, cool... So the neighbor bought the horse. So now the neighbor was riding and enjoying his new special horse so much he for got what was the commands.. aproaching a cliff he got to screaming out commands, First he said Jesus! Lord! God! the horse kept on going getting closer and closer to the clifff's edge... He said a quick prayer... Lord please stop this horse in Jesus name Amen! the Horse suddenly stop right at the very edge... The Man said WOW, HALLELUJAH!!! lol
 
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thatonegermex

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cookie39 said:
There was this preacher moving out of the mountains, he was selling his horse to a neighbor. He told his neighbor that this is a very special horse.. you dont hit him to make him go... you just say HALLELUJAH to make him go... and Amen to make him stop.

The neighbor said wow, cool... So the neighbor bought the horse. So now the neighbor was riding and enjoying his new special horse so much he for got what was the commands.. aproaching a cliff he got to screaming out commands, First he said Jesus! Lord! God! the horse kept on going getting closer and closer to the clifff's edge... He said a quick prayer... Lord please stop this horse in Jesus name Amen! the Horse suddenly stop right at the very edge... The Man said WOW, HALLELUJAH!!! lol
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haha that great
 
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kayem77

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#35
i know onee

-what does a toast says to another toast?
- (singing) just gonna staree there and watch me burn? (singing)

hahaha i loved it although i know is sillyy

ps. u have to listen to Love the way you lie of Eminem to unsderstand the joke
 
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thatonegermex

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haha wow....
 
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