I win guys, give up, and just admit;
I am truly awesome
You are wrong on seven counts:
(1) Satan's rebellion began when he started saying "I" too often - that is your first word
(2) you say you "win" - Jesus said the first shall be last" - and this is a biblical forum - you lose!
(3) You call the rest of us "guys" - you need to use proper updated cultural language - there are also ladies posting here too - call us "people" or "mankind", but not "guys"!
(4) You are telling fellow Christians to "give up" - you want us to go to hell? (Pssst - she doesn't believe in OSAS)
(5) "and just admit" - that sounds like you think we need to just repent from our sins -- don't you know it takes faith to be saved?!
(6) You say "I am" - Don't you know that is blasphemy - only God dare use that name!
(7) And finally - don't you dare use the word "awesome" to describe yourself - only God is awesome!
And now to any other gals out there, don't try to outdo me, I am going to win: just give up, admit defeat and realize what an awesome guy I am!