Are you worried about crime?
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You can buy a "I love Joe Biden" sign, put it on your front door and you are guaranteed to keep the FBI away.
But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you; That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.