What kind of "nut" are you?

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I believe that God will take the true believers in a space ship to other planets and leave the degenerates here,how about you? What is your unorthodox Christian belief?

Im kinda hoping for a compilation of nut case beliefs on one page that way I don't have to go back through everything.

And I know to steer clear from ya! LOL just kidding.

Thanks for your time!
 
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I believe the earth is flat and the center of the universe. This is supported by scripture so I do not consider it an unorthodox Christian Belief, I wouldn't consider any of my beliefs unorthodox. That is the kind of "nut" I have become, my nutty beliefs are fully compatible with everything else I believe. It's incompatible with your belief of space ships and other planets that go off of the satanic freemason model of the universe!

Other Nutty Beliefs:

I think a lot of celebrities fake their deaths. I also think a lot of people that most are two separate people, are one person.

For Example This is supposedly Davie Bowie reporting on his death as his new persona:

[video=youtube;Gt2ba3R51aI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt2ba3R51aI[/video]



I also believe that races like elves, dwarves, giants, and other things like that existed or maybe still do. Too many folklore stories that speak literally, and even ancestral stories people have of peace treaties with races that lived underground and other things like that. IDK it's fun to imagine and research about.
 
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I believe that God is not subject to linear time like you and I. He exists right now in our past, present and future. Sort of science fictiony, huh?
 
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Where to start? When I think about our significance, I think of an ant farm. To them they toil all day completely unaware and unconcerned that their existence hangs in the balance of one greater then themselves. If the ants were scentient and could rationalize their purpose, would they be more like us? Would they seek more glory for themselves until the colony was disfunctional? Would they see us and think that we were gods? Would they think that their farm was the only farm. Anyways, my beliefs stem from the reality that as much as we would like to think that our existence is significant, it's not. When we die another will step in and continue where we left off. The difference between us and the ants is that we keep better records to learn from and build on the successes of others. We have no natural enemies to wipe us out and force us to start over. To God we are even less than the ants. That is what makes God so awesome that He has established a relationship with us. We are neither deserving nor special enough to acquire this favour. As high as we escalate our purpose above the ants, even we couldn't create one.
 
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Humorous post hehe.. Ok I'll jump in, well let's see God exhaled out the whole universe and that exhale will stretch out to a point where all elements will be in basic form, than with one inhale back in the lungs of God then a repeat.
 
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imfinallyfree said:
Im kinda hoping for a compilation of nut case beliefs on one page that way I don't have to go back through everything.
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Most people who have nut case beliefs actually think that everyone else has the nut case beliefs.

Prov910 said:
I believe that God is not subject to linear time like you and I. He exists right now in our past, present and future. Sort of science fictiony, huh?
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Actually, most theologians would agree with you (your belief, not the idea that it's nut case). It's pretty clear in Genesis that God created time (as we know it) thus He preexisted time. If He preexisted time and created time, then He must not be bound by it's parameters.
 
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imfinallyfree said:
I believe that God will take the true believers in a space ship to other planets and leave the degenerates here,how about you? What is your unorthodox Christian belief?

Im kinda hoping for a compilation of nut case beliefs on one page that way I don't have to go back through everything.

And I know to steer clear from ya! LOL just kidding.

Thanks for your time!
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Wow -- so YOU'RE the ultimate standard of truth? That's amazing! I am so glad I have run into you -- the very center of the Truth Universe. From you all wisdom is dispensed. Absolutely anything outside of your frame of thinking is false, crazy and nutty. Thank you, thank you, thank you...for just being you. All praise to...what was it? "Imfinallyfree"? If one wants to sort "nutty" from "non-nutty", one need only come before your seat of wisdom...bow down...and beseech thee for thine insights.

(Talk about a nut job.)
 
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Interesting fact: You cannot find a cashew nut case in America.
 
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I've seriously thought about the same stuff being real because of evidence proving it but not the flat earth thing ,that is waaay out there.

Thanks for your response
 
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imfinallyfree

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Thats really deep and probably correct it's too bad that it can't be proven well until we talk to Him anyways.
 
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I think that we are ants in a farm also one reason that I don't really like God although I respect Him is He gave us awareness of our situation.

Not self awareness that's different self awareness sometimes takes a lifetime to acquire.

But awareness of the situation,if you are screwed you know that you are screwed thats where I am right now,I guess that it's helping to build character,I keep telling myself that that must be the point.
 
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It sounds like I offended you,probably in another post,that sucks,but you gatta admit that I make some pretty good points.

Thanks for your time!
 
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I really like dry roasted peanuts, smoked almonds, cashew pieces, and sunflower kernels.

As for the other kind of nut...you don't want to know. Just kidding. I don't know enough to have any kooky beliefs.
 
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Hello. I am new here. I thought i would stop in and see how things work. This my first comment. This thread is hard to follow. The comments are very scattered. To be clear it sounds like the question is. The earth time forgot? Or did i miss understand.
 
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imfinallyfree said:
I think that we are ants in a farm also one reason that I don't really like God although I respect Him is He gave us awareness of our situation.

Not self awareness that's different self awareness sometimes takes a lifetime to acquire.

But awareness of the situation,if you are screwed you know that you are screwed thats where I am right now,I guess that it's helping to build character,I keep telling myself that that must be the point.
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You say you "don't really like God", yet you believe you are a "true believer" that will be carried away on a spaceship by him.

You really are a nut. Read The Bible and work on your faith and love towards God.
 
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imfinallyfree said:
I believe that God will take the true believers in a space ship to other planets and leave the degenerates here,how about you? What is your unorthodox Christian belief?

Im kinda hoping for a compilation of nut case beliefs on one page that way I don't have to go back through everything.

And I know to steer clear from ya! LOL just kidding.

Thanks for your time!
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You are in good company, that's what the mormons believe! :p
You really can ask a Mormon what planet do they think they are on.
 
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imfinallyfree

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I didn't mean to offend by that.

I don't think that liking God is necessary I think that respecting Him and following His advice is necessary though because there is practical reasoning behind His advice in fact I think that He'd be disappointed in me if I did like Him after the things that He's let happen I have enough respect for Him to not contribute to the degeneracy of the world even if it means giving most worldly things up I kept my cat,weight,bike,books,and video games and that's about it I've locked myself in the apartment for 20yrs waiting for the end now a bunch of nuts are calling me a saint LOL.
 
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I was asking people what kind of different odd ideas that they have concerning God and this world some really aren't THAT farfetched I said that I believe in the space ship theory but believe was probably not the correct word ,im entertaining that idea because of all the new discoveries being made in outer space.

I don't believe in coincidence so to find all of this stuff new galaxies,planets,energy sources within a decade has got to mean something.
 
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