The matchmaking thread
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I have brownies! The good kind.
Hmm, maybe I ought to "change" my plans and tell God I want to stay single for the rest of my life, so that He can laugh and bring a man along for me. No? It doesn't work like that? Shucks. I knew God would see right through that.
(I probably shouldn't post something like that on a matchmaking thread *Goes back under rock*)
Hmm, maybe I ought to "change" my plans and tell God I want to stay single for the rest of my life, so that He can laugh and bring a man along for me. No? It doesn't work like that? Shucks. I knew God would see right through that.
(I probably shouldn't post something like that on a matchmaking thread *Goes back under rock*)
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My word. This thread completely blew up whilst I was at work and at symphony rehearsal. I've got some catching up to do, Strong Bad Spring Cleaning style. Ready, go!
Quite! I'm much more of a Joel man, but Mike is funny, too. Pod People FTW!!!
When we look back at the twisted, smouldering wreckage of a message board that remains when this thread causes CC to finally implode like a dying star, we shall not look back upon PopClick as the instigator...oh no. No, I am quite certain that as of this moment, all blame shall be laid at YOUR feet, Cris. ^_^
iTORE, what I have I told you about hyperbole? A bazillion? REALLY? Come on, no need to exaggerate.
It's 0.9 bazillion.
Nuts. I'm on that list. Someone put me on a list. I think that means I'm entrenched in this community now. Pretty sure this means the only way out is by way of Oncefallen's banhammer. God save us all.
In all fairness, for some of us, once the bag of Doritos gets handed to us, it gets handed to NO ONE ELSE until it is an empty husk devoid of even the smallest crumb of cheesy goodness. So, at least you have THAT to look forward to.
WIN! INSTA-WIN! WIN TIMES HOJILLION! Why can I only click the Like button once?! RAWR!!!
As I recall, it was shilled by Khaaaan...I mean, Ricardo Montalban, and it includes rich Corinthian leather! I'm not sure if the apostle Paul intended for the church in Corinth to end up making upholstery for Chryslers, but a job is a job...
That single sentence might be the first time someone has done actual damage to my predilection for redheads. Leave it to a redhead to make me shudder momentarily about liking redheads. The thought of reaching into someone's locks and pulling out Cheeto-fingers just...brrrr.
Shour's Ginger Enthusiasm, now officially at 99.8%. (Keep in mind that it's been a solid 100% for 34 years.)
Yeah. I'd hate this place a lot less (perhaps not at all) if it would ditch it's ego. I really wish Alaska wasn't so humble. Every flippin' commercial advertises something that's "Texas-sized." Ugh.
Troy and Abed snared Jeff with a fake invitation in Community. Slickest man trap ever. "You mean there's no such thing as Single Malt Platinum [redacted] and Billiards Club?! ... Oh, I guess I never said the name of it out loud."
Or THAT. You can bait your man trap with that. And if that bait doesn't work because your man is a vegan, then you didn't want that man anyway.
Seatbelt, I just ate supper, and even still, I just tried to bite my monitor. Mad skillz, yo.
Wise, best I can figure is you have to treat this thread like T-Rex. Be very still. If you don't move, it won't see you. I'm pretty sure if you try to run, this thread will eat you.
All you peoples, big props. You know how to put a smile on a man's face when he gets home. ^_^
(And now the irony of clicking "Quick Reply," in which this was in no way quick to type, nor will it be quick to read.)
Quite! I'm much more of a Joel man, but Mike is funny, too. Pod People FTW!!!
When we look back at the twisted, smouldering wreckage of a message board that remains when this thread causes CC to finally implode like a dying star, we shall not look back upon PopClick as the instigator...oh no. No, I am quite certain that as of this moment, all blame shall be laid at YOUR feet, Cris. ^_^
iTORE, what I have I told you about hyperbole? A bazillion? REALLY? Come on, no need to exaggerate.
It's 0.9 bazillion.
Nuts. I'm on that list. Someone put me on a list. I think that means I'm entrenched in this community now. Pretty sure this means the only way out is by way of Oncefallen's banhammer. God save us all.
In all fairness, for some of us, once the bag of Doritos gets handed to us, it gets handed to NO ONE ELSE until it is an empty husk devoid of even the smallest crumb of cheesy goodness. So, at least you have THAT to look forward to.
WIN! INSTA-WIN! WIN TIMES HOJILLION! Why can I only click the Like button once?! RAWR!!!
As I recall, it was shilled by Khaaaan...I mean, Ricardo Montalban, and it includes rich Corinthian leather! I'm not sure if the apostle Paul intended for the church in Corinth to end up making upholstery for Chryslers, but a job is a job...
That single sentence might be the first time someone has done actual damage to my predilection for redheads. Leave it to a redhead to make me shudder momentarily about liking redheads. The thought of reaching into someone's locks and pulling out Cheeto-fingers just...brrrr.
Shour's Ginger Enthusiasm, now officially at 99.8%. (Keep in mind that it's been a solid 100% for 34 years.)
Yeah. I'd hate this place a lot less (perhaps not at all) if it would ditch it's ego. I really wish Alaska wasn't so humble. Every flippin' commercial advertises something that's "Texas-sized." Ugh.
Troy and Abed snared Jeff with a fake invitation in Community. Slickest man trap ever. "You mean there's no such thing as Single Malt Platinum [redacted] and Billiards Club?! ... Oh, I guess I never said the name of it out loud."
Or THAT. You can bait your man trap with that. And if that bait doesn't work because your man is a vegan, then you didn't want that man anyway.
Seatbelt, I just ate supper, and even still, I just tried to bite my monitor. Mad skillz, yo.
Wise, best I can figure is you have to treat this thread like T-Rex. Be very still. If you don't move, it won't see you. I'm pretty sure if you try to run, this thread will eat you.
All you peoples, big props. You know how to put a smile on a man's face when he gets home. ^_^
(And now the irony of clicking "Quick Reply," in which this was in no way quick to type, nor will it be quick to read.)
Don't worry we still have you and Powemm and Viola and MidniteWelder.. The world is safe.
By the way, a cob tower looks like...
THIS
NOT THIS
