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iTOREtheSKY

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I believe God was talking about marijuana, when the bible says to stone people... Pass the joint MAN.
Ohhhh wait..I went to church with a guy that believed smoking pot was ok & biblical...there are in fact sects of hippie type christians that think there's nothing wrong with it. LOL
 

T_Laurich

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Ohhhh wait..I went to church with a guy that believed smoking pot was ok & biblical...there are in fact sects of hippie type christians that think there's nothing wrong with it. LOL
I know some people are okay with it, just hoping they don't see my post now.... Don't want to start a debate...
 
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arwen83

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6 Ways to Tempt Men: A Harlot's Secret
How to be a materialistic, soul-draining vampire
 

Descyple

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Hey Arwen, good thread idea (us Canadians are so creative!!!). Here are a couple of Singles Thread Titles I came up with for you using Lord of the Rings references!!!

"Frodo And Sam's Guide To Male-Only Fellowship"

"If Bilbo Baggins Only Needed A Book To Be Happy, Then What Do I Need A Woman For?"

"Would Any Of You Guys Flirt With Eowyn While She's Dressed In Male Armor And Holding A Sword?"

"Gollum's Top 10 Reasons His "Precious" Is Not A Woman"
 
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MissCris

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#47
Help! My Toilet Just Walked Out the Front Door!

I'm In Love With A Dead Person- Where Do I Go From Here?

Hi, 75/M Looking For Cute Young Thang to Leave My Fortune To


 
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lil_christian

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6 Ways to Tempt Men: A Harlot's Secret
How to be a materialistic, soul-draining vampire
LOL!


"Scientific Proof Gingers Have Souls"

Sorry in advance to all my ginger friends. I really do love and care about you. :D
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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These are TOOOOOOO FUNNY!! I love the one about the veggies lol
Not apocalyptic...but I thought you'd find it cute (sorry to derail for cuteness sake) falling downstairs.jpg
 
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arwen83

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How much sin is too much sin? Help! Can't seem to find a middle ground!
 
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arwen83

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Hey Arwen, good thread idea (us Canadians are so creative!!!). Here are a couple of Singles Thread Titles I came up with for you using Lord of the Rings references!!!

"Frodo And Sam's Guide To Male-Only Fellowship"

"If Bilbo Baggins Only Needed A Book To Be Happy, Then What Do I Need A Woman For?"

"Would Any Of You Guys Flirt With Eowyn While She's Dressed In Male Armor And Holding A Sword?"

"Gollum's Top 10 Reasons His "Precious" Is Not A Woman"
YES!!!! ROFL
You're awesome!
 

lil_christian

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"Find the Wrong Person"

"How do I continue sinning?"
 
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arwen83

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Collation Thread Against Avatars of Animals with Random Food on their heads
 

lil_christian

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"Pile on the perfume!! 10 Reasons why overdoses of Axe and perfumes are attractive"
 
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MissCris

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"missing rip"

....wait....
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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"How to discipline your kids w/out having to log off of CC chat"
"Help! - Am I sending mixed signals to my kids if they see me spanking their Mom?"
"How to be an awesome christian without ever leaving your couch"
"URGENT PRAYER REQUEST! I am a single Mom of 6 kids,all different Dad's & I'm in need of a good christian man who will support my opium addiction & babysit weekends"
"I just wrote a new version of the bible,but less wordy & without so many rules & I need a financial backer plz help!"
"50 reasons why as a christian I only need to read books by C.S. Lewis & J.R.R. Tolkien to prove how spiritual I am"
"God,if it's your will,but even if it's not,please give me a spouse so that I can damage their lives as well as my own,Amen!"