Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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iTOREtheSKY said:
"How to discipline your kids w/out having to log off of CC chat"
"Help! - Am I sending mixed signals to my kids if they see me spanking their Mom?"
"How to be an awesome christian without ever leaving your couch"
"URGENT PRAYER REQUEST! I am a single Mom of 6 kids,all different Dad's & I'm in need of a good christian man who will support my opium addiction & babysit weekends"
"I just wrote a new version of the bible,but less wordy & without so many rules & I need a financial backer plz help!"
"50 reasons why as a christian I only need to read books by C.S. Lewis & J.R.R. Tolkien to prove how spiritual I am"
"God,if it's your will,but even if it's not,please give me a spouse so that I can damage their lives as well as my own,Amen!"
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I think I'm in that "Shock" stage people go through when they have had a leg cut off....
 
the my husband loves clothes shopping with me at the mall for hours thread!!!!!
 
Hey Arwen, here are some Singles Thread Titles from our Canadian perspective.


"Why Being Single Is Less Painful Than Being A Toronto Maple Leafs Fan"

"How To Stay Warm While Being Trapped In The Cold, And How To Stay Sane While Being Trapped In The Single Life"

"Why Letting Go of Quebec Would Be More Mentally Healthy Than Letting Go of A Girlfriend" (I made that one for all the pro-separatist Quebecer's out there!!!)

"Is It Possible To Get A Woman Drunk Off Maple-Syrup???"
 
"How to deal with married life"

hehe, that's enough gibber jabber outta me. I'm off for the night. XD God bless you all!! I hope I didn't drive everyone nuts today. :D And I hope I didn't hijack this thread too badly either. (*cough cough* T_Lauric *cough cough cough* Oh dear, I seem to have a catch in my throat. :p)
 
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Markum1972 said:
Why is God calling me to be a woman after my divorce? (inspired by the Now That I'm Single Again... Your Opinions Please thread)

The 10 Step Guide to finding your missing rip (inspired by the missing rip thread)

I am a materialistic, soul-draining vampire seeking a mate (inspired by the Are All The Women On CC Really Materialistic,Soul Draining Vampires? thread)

How to mess with Jullianna while she is medicated

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iTOREtheSKY said:
This might be hard considering I've seen some pretty ridiculous thread titles. lol but here it goes............

"Trolling hard for a christian woman who is just as desperate"
"The Jesus in me used to love you,but you posted something I didn't agree with,so you can stick it!"
"Does God approve of strippers for Jesus?"
"Water into whine - why haven't you hooked me up with another single Lord?"
"WWJDFAKB - what would Jesus do for a klondike bar?"
"Did Jesus really mean that we should love one another or was he just joking?"
"The what I had for breakfast lunch and dinner thread,now with animated gifs"
"Satan lives in my microwave...Please pray for me!"
"Is it wrong to sleep with my husbands best friend even if he says it will bring him closer to God?"
"Help! - Reading the bible is like eating too much turkey. It makes me sleepy. 101 ways to stay awake during Numbers 13:1-16"
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On the other hand, those would make some amusing troll thread titles. :p
 
"I am entirely too lazy to find out on my own,but what does scripture say about dating multiple women on 4 different chat sites?"
"I've said the sinners prayer,but this weekend I have plans to go to a strip club with my buddies,will God forgive me on sunday?"
"Does God know when I am trolling other CC members' About Me pages?"
"Why does christian heavy metal music have to be so heavy,why can't they use their indoor voices?"
"Jesus spoke to me & said if you eat at Olive Garden you are helping to usher in the reign of the anti-christ"
 
"How do I flirt with a moderator such as Oncefallen or RoboOp to persuade them to allow me to become a moderator?
 
"Tired of being single? Get a creepy boyfriend-arm-pillow instead!!"

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I am an ex-troll, but find myself giving into temptation. Advice?
Thou Shall Not Troll: Is trolling a sin? (this would make for an interesting thread in the Bible Forum...where they like to congregate)
Why Goats Have It Better Than Women or Men
I am newly single. Just got divorced from my uncle's third cousin's sister's nefew's car mechanic. Where are my car keys?
 
arwen83 said:
I am an ex-troll, but find myself giving into temptation. Advice?
Thou Shall Not Troll: Is trolling a sin? (this would make for an interesting thread in the Bible Forum...where they like to congregate)
Why Goats Have It Better Than Women or Men
I am newly single. Just got divorced from my uncle's third cousin's sister's nefew's car mechanic. Where are my car keys?
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OH MY GLOB..I nearly spit out my cranberry juice on the "goats" one...daaaaaaaang girl.LOL
 
How To Invite Judgement From Animals While You're Knocking In A Few Posts.
 
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