"I love God,but I also love me Lucky Charms...is this idolatry?"
"My apple pie looks like Mother Theresa of Calcutta,is this a sign?"
"When my wife and I drive by a church she starts to convulse & her eyes bleed,could this be a bad sign?"
"Will watching enough episodes of Highway to Heaven get me to heaven?"
"If Jesus were still around he'd be my designated driver"
"Why is God so stinkin' bossy?"
"My pastor says I should stop flirting with the married women in our church & says it's a bad witness to my wife & kids. Does he have any scriptural leg to stand on?"