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T_Laurich

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Why chloroform is a Christians best dating tool.
 
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MissCris

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I Was Touched By An Angel...But He Looked A Lot Like My Cousin Bobby


 
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"Help stop Arwen's addiction to Rush music"

"Make Arwen realize Geddy's already married!"

"How to stop yourself from calling that amazing guy/girl you just met"

"How to easily install your own fence posts - by MissCris"
 
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seoulsearch

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Ha ha ha.... This is great!!! Let's see... I'm not sure I can come up with any that haven't been done before:

"Goin' To Ma Family Reunion This Weekend. So Many Choices. Should I Ask Out My First... or Second Cousin?"

"Women Are Totally Understanding, Beautiful Gifts From God"

"Yes!! I Totally Understand Where Men Are Coming From"

"Haven't Found Your Perfect Mate? Just Send Me 3 Easy Payments of $29.99..."

"Why NukePooch Is Giving Away All His Tools"

"How To Tell What He REALLY Thinks Of You... Just By Reading His Buns" (Reference to TORE's post about reading TinTin's buns in the matchmaking thread.)
 
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"Help! I don't know how to make a poll - by Seoulsearch"

"I wish I were blonde - by Julliana"

"The Lord Follows - by GreenNnice"
 
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Tintin

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It's 10:30pm And I'm Totally Going To Sleep Now.
 
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seoulsearch

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"Help! I don't know how to make a poll - by Seoulsearch"

"I wish I were blonde - by Julliana"

"The Lord Follows - by GreenNnice"
HA HA HA HA!!! Zero scores 10 points!! (And, I'm sure there are many here who would say I really DON'T know how to make a poll. :))

"Top 10 Reasons Why Descyple Has Disowned Canada"

"Top 10 Reasons Why iTOREtheSKY Is a Funky Bun-Shaker"

"TinTin and The Little Women (About 3'4") -- How He Met His Perfect Match(es)"

"Small Animals With Breakfast Foods On Their Heads... A Tribute" (Oh SNAP, that one really COULD be a thread here lately...)

"Zaoman Says, 'I'm Not Any More Gorgeous Than The Next Man, Really'"

"Wow, It's Really Peaceful In CC Bible Forum. We Can't Have Christians Agreeing With Each Other!! Who's Gonna Start The Next Big Drama?"
 
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Urgent Prayer Request: Can't find my toothbrush!!
 

lil_christian

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Urgent Prayer Request: Can't find my toothbrush!!
"Oh Where is My Hairbrush??" that's what I thought of when I saw that XD (though honestly, I'm losing my hairbrush every other day. I dunno how I manage it. o_O)
 

T_Laurich

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Enough with the food on animals heads.
 

Fenner

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My boyfriend wants to borrow my prom dress, is that a bad sign?
 

seoulsearch

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"I'm a guy looking for a good bikini to wear. Can someone help me?"
I could actually see some of the guys here posting this... :)

Hmm... Gonna try to kick off a few more before I collapse for the night:

"StillWaters: Why I've Given Up Posting About Conspiracies"

"Hokey Atheist Expressions."

"Jullianna: Why I Gave Up Guns"

"I'm Perfectly Content Being Single. It Says So In My Profile (Of the 6 Other Dating Sites I've Joined.)"

"Yes, T Laurich -- We Want To See The Sequel To the 20,000 Dot Post" (Just kidding T!! :))
 
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Tintin

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Ugh. Sad thing is that there is a bikini for men being sold online. It was on the news the other night. It looked incredibly feminine and very awkward. Lots of lace and everything.