Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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"My boyfriends brother is totally hot and so is his cousin. Which one should I choose when we break up??"
 
Discovering the aphrodisiac properties of Spam - by Seoulsearch.


***ducking***


***running****
 
Mel Gibson's Hair: A Sign of the Apocalypse?

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Grammar Nazi's Unite!

Looking for Mr Right Now
 
I need advice...... I'm a former Mormon-turned-Christian with four beautiful wives from wealthy families. Now that I'm a Christian, I can no longer be a polygamist. Which wife should I keep? (have pics)
 
Mel Gibson's Hair: A Sign of the Apocalypse?

Arrested Development: A Guide For Family Function

Grammar Nazi's Unite!

Looking for Mr Right Now
ahhh I've seen that Grammar nazi's Unite all over the interwebs...on shirts,etc....I call plagiarism! lol
 
'Dear God, my xbox broke today and I suddenly realized my girlfriend left three weeks ago. Please fix my xbox'.
 
I need help. I just found out that my spouse-to-be that I had been living with for the past five years wasn't a virgin when we met. Should I try to save my promised marriage, or be glad that I don't need a divorce to leave? (have pic)
 
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'How to look like Burnt Toast; a women's make up-guide'.

'Hey ladies, how do you feel about a man with 6 nipples?'

'I think my ex's phone is broken, I've called 37 times today and there's no answer'.

'How to be a chauvinist in three easy steps'.

'Honey, I shrunk my virginity'
 
"How to date with every intention of marrying, but always stay single..."

...wait...actually I could see that being a thread...so never mind...
 
'My grandma says I'm fit, ladies'.

'Ten best reasons for divorce, including 'it isn't me, it's you', and 'your cancer takes away from our excitement, hunny'.

'I'm sorry for hurting her, but sometimes I just get so darn angry while I'm cutting vegetables'

'Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, here's my body, I'm having your baby'.
 
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Okay, I got carried away lol back to Earth now.

'Hugs are always best when you give them to yourself'.