Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

[DuchessAimee]

I just love the irony on this one.

Sometimes I'm smart and funny. Yay for someone noticing the wrongness of the title!


Wrongness is a word.


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[Fenner]

"How to meet a beautiful mute girl."

lol, I think many men dream of that.

 

[Catlynn]

lol, I think many men dream of that.

ahahahaha!

 

[Shouryu]

"How to meet a beautiful mute girl."

lol, I think many men dream of that.

I think that for me, it would have to a beautiful BLIND girl.


A ten who doesn't know she's a ten, and doesn't know that I'm a four. How is this plan not perfect?

 

[maxwel]

I think that for me, it would have to a beautiful BLIND girl.

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Shouryu,
Blind girls are in extremely high demand... you'll have to go to the back of the line.

 

[Catlynn]

Shouryu,
Blind girls are in extremely high demand... you'll have to go to the back of the line.

I just laughed for a whole minute.

 

[CatHerder]

Sometimes when I type "LOL," I'm not really laughing out loud. Will God send me to hell for lying?

 

[Fenner]

Emu herder searching for a mate. Must have good sense of direction and like large birds.

 

[Markum1972]

Please help! I ain't got no English!

 

[seoulsearch]

Discovering the aphrodisiac properties of Spam - by Seoulsearch.


***ducking***


***running****

If this were true... I'm predicting the next thread will be:

"National Spam Shortage Due to False Rumor Started By Catherder"

(Spam Makers Everywhere Can't Throw Enough Animals Leftovers--Lips, Toes, Eyelashes--Into the Blender Fast Enough to Meet the Demand)

 

[Jullianna]

"Would you like to be my next ex-bf/gf"?
"BF/GF free to good home"
"BYOB Thread"

 

[Shouryu]

"Would you like to be my next ex-bf/gf"?
"BF/GF free to good home"

Waitaminute - don't we actually see these threads, just worded differently? *smirk*

(Cue the 'rip' jokes.)

 

[Porthos]

'Sometimes, I like to dribble just so women think I'm cute ... women love cute'.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

'Sometimes, I like to dribble just so women think I'm cute ... women love cute'.

lol I don't know any women who'd find a 23 yr old man dribbling,"cute". lol

 

[Porthos]

lol I don't know any women who'd find a 23 yr old man dribbling,"cute". lol

That's the point lol also, 'Feminism is amazing ... I hate what she puts in my sandwiches anyway'.

 

[Jullianna]

"How to steal your best friend's man/woman"

 

[Porthos]

'Guys in heels and girls without t-shirts .. The Era of Equality'.

 

[Porthos]

'attractiveness is directly proportionate to the amount of cats a person owns .. I have 12 and I'm totally sexy'.

 

[Jullianna]

"I hate it when my bf takes a shower. What can I do?"
"My bf always wipes boogers on my bathroom mirror before he leaves. How romantic is that? "
"My ex took the pink fluffy toilet seat cover when she left. How can I get it back?"
"I love my gf's parents. We never spend enough time with them."

 

[Porthos]

"I hate it when my bf takes a shower. What can I do?"
"My bf always wipes boogers on my bathroom mirror before he leaves. How romantic is that? "
"My ex took the pink fluffy toilet seat cover when she left. How can I get it back?"
"I love my gf's parents. We never spend enough time with them."

lol .. 'My mother in law looks so hot when she gets mad'
'Honeymoon with the in laws - Any Man's Paradise'.