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Markum1972

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If I have American cheese, but then lust after Swiss cheese, is this considered adultery?
 
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Tintin

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Kraft Singles are dairy? I thought they were plastic cheese! There's more dairy content in a stick of celery.

haha those things alone are sinful let alone one or two on a sammich. :p Or maybe I'm just bitter because I can't do dairy product. lol
 
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violakat

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Kraft Singles are dairy? I thought they were plastic cheese! There's more dairy content in a stick of celery.
I think Kraft Cheese is suppose to be made mostly from milk products, so therefore it would be considered cheese. It's the other American "Cheese", that's made with oil, that is plastic cheese.
 
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MissCris

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I think Kraft Cheese is suppose to be made mostly from milk products, so therefore it would be considered cheese. It's the other American "Cheese", that's made with oil, that is plastic cheese.
Maybe it's plastic milk...

I dunno, I don't like Kraft cheese. Actually I don't like any kind of cheese slices unless they come from the deli. Or maybe I don't like cheese.

Thread title you'll never see...

"MissCris Reveals a Secret Passion for Cheese and Cheese-like Substances"
 
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violakat

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Maybe it's plastic milk...

I dunno, I don't like Kraft cheese. Actually I don't like any kind of cheese slices unless they come from the deli. Or maybe I don't like cheese.

Thread title you'll never see...

"MissCris Reveals a Secret Passion for Cheese and Cheese-like Substances"
You will never get to have my homemade lasagna then. And iTore, don't worry your little Italian Heart to pieces. I do not use American cheese to make it.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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You will never get to have my homemade lasagna then. And iTore, don't worry your little Italian Heart to pieces. I do not use American cheese to make it.

I haven't made a lasagna in ages either. Next time I make one, y'all are all invited to help me eat it. Trust me, I don't use that fake American 'cheese' either. That stuff is NOT allowed in my house!
 

maxwel

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I just keep seeing everyone in here talking about lasagna.
So... is somebody cooking?
And will there be enough for everybody?
 
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I'll correct this madness and get us back on track...

"I just broke up with both my girlfriends. Any advice? Ladies only."
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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0.o Which one is which?
Well,while I don't have blonde hair,I guess I would be He-Man (one on the left) and Ugly,the more manly of the two Man-At-Arms (on the right) Why do you ask? Would you like to sponser us in next years Tournament??? lol
 

DuchessAimee

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You will never get to have my homemade lasagna then. And iTore, don't worry your little Italian Heart to pieces. I do not use American cheese to make it.
I just keep seeing everyone in here talking about lasagna.
So... is somebody cooking?
And will there be enough for everybody?


Please tell me you don't use ricotta. Lie to me if you have to.


And yes Max, Viola is cooking and expecting you at 7 sharp!
 
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violakat

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Please tell me you don't use ricotta. Lie to me if you have to.


And yes Max, Viola is cooking and expecting you at 7 sharp!
Sorry won't lie, I do use it. I don't use Cottage Cheese, which is much MUCH different.
 

DuchessAimee

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I only use mozzarella. I don't like ricotta because of the texture.
 

seoulsearch

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*Hangs head*

Sorry, guys. I guess I'm the CC dairy outcast.

I LOVE ricotta!!!
 
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Ugly

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Well,while I don't have blonde hair,I guess I would be He-Man (one on the left) and Ugly,the more manly of the two Man-At-Arms (on the right) Why do you ask? Would you like to sponser us in next years Tournament??? lol
That's funny. I was going to be Man At Arms, haha. First the Kitty sisters, now this. Its getting creepy.
 

DuchessAimee

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I have 5 levels of creepy. Not all of the are bad.

Creepy Bad-- is actually bad, creepy, even a little evil.

Creepy Creepy-- is truly creepy stuff.

Creepy Good-- like that pic itore posted. It's weird and creepy, but it's good.

Creepy Awesome-- now this is special. This level is for things like white girls, who look very innocent, suddenly rapping the current JayZ single.

Creepy Magnificent-- no one has ever gotten to this level. I'm not sure anyone ever will.

There's a point system and such. I came up with the 5 levels of creepy because 1) it needed to be done and 2) I'm a huge nerd and I needed a rating system for things that creeped me out in good ways.


That's all. :D
 

Fenner

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I need advice that I will actually follow.