Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

[MissCris]

I have this....terrible feeling...that you ARE, in fact, the closest thing to a guy version of ME that is in existence.

*shudders*

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I HID THE CHEETO?!

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Who knew that all pop music would turn into techno?

AWESOME DERAIL mah brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dyingeveryday]

I wish these tornados would just go away man! It's crazy!

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

I love watching them but would completely & utterly poo myself if I were in one.

 

[dyingeveryday]

Are you still on oranges dude? Oranges and hidden cheeto's. What's better than a stale half eaten cheeto? they have that extra crunch to them.

 

[MissCris]

Why do so many people live in Oklahoma?! There be TORNADOES there, ya'll. TOR.NAD.OES.

Also, I went to Oklahoma one time...fer reel, why do ya'll live there?

 

[dyingeveryday]

I was in an underground shelter once when one went over and it sucked the air out of it like it was hard to breathe and it sounded like a big train! I think I pooped my pants. Which reminds me of that episode south park. "I poop my pants."

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

I dunno know dude..I been on a kick with the color orange for like a month now. I wonder if God is trying to tell me something??? lol

 

[dyingeveryday]

Why do so many people live in Oklahoma?! There be TORNADOES there, ya'll. TOR.NAD.OES.

Also, I went to Oklahoma one time...fer reel, why do ya'll live there?

Sometimes God puts you in other places than beautiful sunny California. But for good reason. Does God have any other reasons? No.

 

[dyingeveryday]

Orange you going to eat an orange?

 

[MissCris]

Sometimes God puts you in other places than beautiful sunny California. But for good reason. Does God have any other reasons? No.

...I don't like California, either.

I'm...state-ist.

I don't like Colorado, either.

Or Kansas. WOW, do I hate Kansas.

 

[dyingeveryday]

I know what you mean though cris. like why? Cause if you just look at OK then you may not know why. And then sometimes you may live there and not know why. Until God reveals why. And then it's as good as sunny California.

 

[dyingeveryday]

There are far too many ists and isms! Be about it.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Orange you going to eat an orange?

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
(ok..I am contacting an admin & having myself banned for this joke)

 

[dyingeveryday]

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
(ok..I am contacting an admin & having myself banned for this joke)

You can do that?

 

[dyingeveryday]

Cris, are you sateist against all states?

 

[MissCris]

Cris, are you sateist against all states?

That probably depends on the day and what's going on in that state. I dunno haha.


...actually, right now, I kind of like them all.

I'm such a woman, changing my mind ever 5 minutes...

 

[dyingeveryday]

That's the way I feel when I'm standing in front of the counter at a good coffee shop sometimes. Then I go for the snickers anyway. Or the mint mocha, or white chocolate latte. Poop!

 

[dyingeveryday]

Sometimes it's all about the straight double shot of espresso cause I just want to live on the edge....with a stomach ache.

 

[MissCris]

I should make some more coffee.

And paint my nails.

And feed my hallucination. No, my baby. I meant BABY.