hmm, I better stock up on canned food! What I really need are some of those military instant meals, i hear the Canadian military has some amazing instant meal with like everything in them from toast with jelly to soup to cakes even fruit punch cocktail. I'll likely end up with a stockpile of creamed corn however... why is it that anytime anyone has an overstocked pantry, there is always more creamed corn than anything else? Well, perhaps there's another one too: split peas! Creamed corn and split peas make up about 95 percent of all canned food, especially if you're planning on surviving the apocalypse. Well I'm not going to suffer through 20 years of nothing but stale saltines and creamed corn! I'm going to stock up on variety! I had better just open a new line of credit and fill my house with every kind of canned food, making sure to turn away most of the creamed corn or split peas! Although, what if I ended up CRAVING creamed corn or split peas?? That would be terrible. Actually, the WORST thing imaginable would be a house load of canned food and NO CAN OPENER! I had better buy at least a dozen can openers, just to be safe. Also, it would be a good idea to store the can openers in different locations, just in case I lose part of my house to some explosion or something... yeah, I better get on that right away.