Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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christiancollegegirl

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Okay I will give her the toy, only if it's a "Hello Kitty" toy. But if it's a Furby, then IT'S ALL MINE!!!
We have Minions right now.
 
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arwen83

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Okay I will give her the toy, only if it's a "Hello Kitty" toy. But if it's a Furby, then IT'S ALL MINE!!!
Shouldn't you be on a boat and not posting? Or do you get wifi on it? :p Staying afloat in the 5 foot waters? What's with Canada and flooding this summer?!
 

Descyple

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Shouldn't you be on a boat and not posting? Or do you get wifi on it? :p Staying afloat in the 5 foot waters? What's with Canada and flooding this summer?!
Yeah Arwen, we are even getting some flooding in Toronto now (though not in my area, but downtown was hit with some flooding). But my area (as well as many other areas in Toronto) were hit with a 4 hour power outage. I couldn't sign on to CC for the whole time, and my withdrawal seizures didn't stop until I just signed in now!!!
 
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jason_lee

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"Would Any Of You Guys Flirt With Eowyn While She's Dressed In Male Armor And Holding A Sword?"
Have never let a weapon stand in the way of my goal...okay that doesn't sound the best but ya know what I mean.
 
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LadyOscar

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Have you seen my boyfriend around here???!!!!
 
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jason_lee

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Desperate times call for desperate measures: Who wants to marry me before the apocalypse? I REALLY want to have sex before the end...P.S. Some guy on the street corner says its soon, so we should hook up asap

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I accept

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10 ways to distract a pastor preaching.

What can I eat the night before that will cause violent-vomiting gas during church service?

She wasn't a PK last night

How to marry a Canadian (arwen83) without losing your salvation
 

Descyple

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"I'm About To Begin My 33rd Relationship, And I Hear The 33rd Is The One That Lasts. Yippy!!!"
 

CatHerder

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She likes mushrooms on her pizza, and I like extra pepperoni. Is this God's way of warning me that we are incompatible?
 
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AsifinPassing

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I finally foound someone AMAZING, and just wanted to come back to let everyone know before vanishing all together!
 

AzureAfire

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Take me with you!!!
HEYYY!!! XD You can't go anywhere, Descyple!!! I'm not done with you yet!!! (takes out barbed whip from behind her back)

BWAHAHA!!! XD You started a war, and it ain't ending anytime soon!!!

*To the clueless: pls. refer to "I'm Not a Poet Thread..." for more details!* ;)
 
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arwen83

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Take me with you!!!
HEYYY!!! XD You can't go anywhere, Descyple!!! I'm not done with you yet!!! (takes out barbed whip from behind her back)

BWAHAHA!!! XD You started a war, and it ain't ending anytime soon!!!

*To the clueless: pls. refer to "I'm Not a Poet Thread..." for more details!* ;)
This isn't a support forum, its a dependence forum! Your only tickets out of here are marriage or death. Pick one :p
 

Descyple

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This isn't a support forum, its a dependence forum! Your only tickets out of here are marriage or death. Pick one :p
Arwen, let me pick which of the two ways I want to get out of this thread......

One way is by having my life-breath sucked out of me, my heart ripped out, and left to decompose and rot until there is nothing left of me but the bones.

The other way is death!!!

I think you now which one I'll pick!!!
 

Fenner

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This isn't a support forum, its a dependence forum! Your only tickets out of here are marriage or death. Pick one :p

Oh no I'm married! I guess death is my only other option out of here. lol
 

AsifinPassing

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^^0 Who knew my fake title would start all this...?

Fake title post #4(ish): I don't see what the problem is...just keep riding that dollar coaster!
 
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beloved3

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Here's a few bits from our side of the world:

- Top ten tips on how to successfully project a contented single life


- We're starting a singles forum spin-off! Sign up for the CC dating site- membership is free, we just require a freewill donation for every "promising" date!


- I secretly want a cat but am too afraid to be labeled an old Maid! Help! include verses to justify your opinion please


- Hi i'm new here..My mobile number is ------. Dial 1200-lonely to reach me! (Or has this happened here already?!? Eeek)


- five ways to fake purity. (Ooh no she didn't!!!)



- Newly divorced. Anulled. Or recently single for whatever reason- why you now realize being single is BEST!

well at least I hope NOT to see these titles here. Good post! :) (haha i know it's an old thread but i just noticed it and couldn't help myself)

have a good one guys!