Reminds me of the "Cell Block Tango" song from Chicago
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"You know how people have these little habits
That get you down like Ernie
Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come home this one day and there's Ernie
Layin' on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin'
So, I said to him, I said "Ernie, you pop that gum one more time" and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall
And I fired two warning shots into his head"
Bahahahahaha @ "unshowered stank"
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Mine:
Rudeness
Vanity
Selfishness
Bad personal hygiene (totally agree with zaoman on the stank thing..)
Gets man manicures (it's just...creepy)
Couch potato
No interest in his health
Doesn't like music
Doesn't like trying/learning new things