Thread Titles You Will Never See In The Singles Forum

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AzureAfire

AzureAfire

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Descyple said:
That inspires me to write another "Thread Title You'll Never See in the Singles Forum"


"Single White Male and Crazy Alien-Woman From Mars Meet Up At The First-Ever McDonald's on the Moon"

The moon would be a good compromise between Earth and Mars!!!
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Not bad! :cool: i've always loved the moon!!! (so much, that i blow up whatever planet that obstructs my view of it XD)

That McDonalds would certainly be serving up lots of exotic meats from all over the Solar system :rolleyes: Want to try the new McHuman burger? It ain't nothing like Soylent Green, don't worry XD it's tastier!!! :p

*Above statement is sure to end said 1st meeting abruptly, with the human party running to an escape pod* XD

Nah, i'm not into exotica, don't worry ;) And i cerrtainly don't eat humans. You don't know where they've been, too risky!!! XD
 
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Tandemtruths

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How do I whistle at a passing woman to let them know I care?

I got rid of my Anime heroine figure and dating sim collection; now she loves me.

This girl I like wants a knight in shining armor, where can I find a good polish at 10:00pm?
 
AsifinPassing

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Well, I've thought of several, but as soon as I got to type them in...I'm like, "No, I could see that happening..."
 
Descyple

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"I've Got The *Love Handles* Now I Just Need To Find The Love"
 
CatHerder

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EX-Satanist, now a believer! Looking for a virgin - but not to sacrifice (this time).
 
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Mammachickadee

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How do I learn to cook??? I get married next week and just found out the inlaws are expecting a 5 course meal for their visit, but I can't even boil water without melting the dixie cup.
 
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Missachu

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"Is sleeping all day a sin?"
 
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MissCris

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Mammachickadee said:
How do I learn to cook??? I get married next week and just found out the inlaws are expecting a 5 course meal for their visit, but I can't even boil water without melting the dixie cup.
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Hey now! I just haven't gotten around to making that thread (though it wouldn't be "I get married next week", but "I've been married for years")...
 
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Missachu

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Can I eat a pig and still be Christian...does bacon count?
 
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Bryancampbell

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Missachu said:
Can I eat a pig and still be Christian...does bacon count?
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I was just at sonic yesterday and I saw they have peanut butter and bacon milkshakes O_O
 
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Missachu

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"I hate my Wife and kids....So I killed them."
(This would actually perk my interest, troll or not)
 
lil_christian

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"Jullianna is actually Nicole Kidman."


(I know...kinda an old forum. BUT it's also a fun one. So I'm sorta bringing it back. I apologize in advance. :p At least it wasn't an old debate forum...right? :D)
 
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tjogs

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Tandemtruths said:
This girl I like wants a knight in shining armor, where can I find a good polish at 10:00pm?
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Who wouldn't love a knight in a shining armour...... That clanks with every step he takes :D
 
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arwen83

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Help! I'm trying to stay single, but guys keep asking me to marry them!
 
CatHerder

CatHerder

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When we greet one another with a holy kiss, exactly how much tongue is used?
 
Descyple

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"When One Girlfriend Is One Too Many!!!"
 
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Jullianna

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Don't type that here, Jullianna. Don't do it. No. No. No. BAD fingers. Bad, bad fingers!
 
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